McDonalds

Where do you think the dinosaur flesh went when they went extinct?

“I’m suing McDonalds because I got fat because of them.”

by Danny picklesworth May 1, 2019

McDonalds

The reason there’s two types of diabetes

I’m gonna go eat some McDonalds cause I’m too skinny

by DeviousOstrich June 4, 2018

McDonalds

Hellspawn for the obese.

Satan runs McDonalds

by The Truth Definer May 2, 2015

McDonalds

McDonalds is a place to eat.

My cousin died of MCDONALDS food poison

Don't go to McDonalds
It's for your own help!!!

by Nevajaj June 2, 2018

McDonalds

The place where if you arrive after 7pm you get a bunch of crack heads and weird ass people. Great for losing all your money!

Guy 1: “Want to go to McDonalds?”
Guy 2: *Checks watch*

Guy 2: “Dude it’s 8pm. Do you want crack?”
Guy 1: “No what the fuck??!”
Guy 2: “Alright we are not going then.”

by YourHippoBlasterToy42069 October 17, 2019

McDonalds

Yummy

McDonalds Is Yummy!

by Jeff Jackho February 1, 2020

McDonalds

A white supremacy food chain specializing in the seduction of American appetite leisure.

"Wow, you're fat."
"I'm addicted to McDonalds."

by shammydara December 13, 2014