maskcident

maskcident mask-suh-dent

When someone's Covid-19 mask cuts off their field of vision, causing them to trip and fall.

"In today's news, several hundred new maskcidents have been reported. Injuries range from broken legs to biffed tailbones."

by The Wendolyne August 15, 2020

Fart Massage

When a powerful fart rumbles so hard, it gives the person beside it a warm, deep-tissue massage

Did you feel the fart massage I just gave you?

by LilSquirt69 September 15, 2018

Maskfished

When you see someone in public wearing a mask during COVID-19 and you think they're hot but when they take their mask off they’re hideous.

Jaetel: Yeah I was at work and this girl looked soooo fireeee!

Bob: Oh shiiii really?

Jaetel: yeah but when she took her mask off for a second she looked absolutely atrocious!

Bob: Ahhhh dudeee you totally got maskfished!

by Jaetel the G June 2, 2020

master oogway

The most badass turtle in the history of turtles. Master Oogway can devestate coties with a single touch.

Did you see Master Oogway kick some ass in Kung Fu Panda?

by Zbstein_522 May 10, 2018

Masten

Kurzform für Masturbieren

Alter, ich war den ganzen Tag am masten...

by schneebii October 16, 2019

Masstech

An original abbreviation for Massachusetts Institute of Technology instead of the popularly used MIT. 'Masstech' follows the pattern of referring to California Institute of Technology as 'Caltech' and Georgia Institute of Technology as 'Georgia Tech,' instead of CIT and GIT respectively.

Student 1: Did you hear about the group of mathematicians who broke the bank at Vegas last weekend?
Student 2: Yeah, they go to Masstech.

by TeamCambridge July 9, 2014

Takata Mashiho

Ace, Handsome, All-rounder, Talented

We love you, Ace Takata Mashiho.

Takata Mashiho is so handsome!!! I mean, look at those visuals!!

OMG, Takata Mashiho is definitely an all-rounder. Look at how talented he is! A great vocal and dancer plus he can rap too! An ace!

by shiho ace October 18, 2020