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lukes is a stupid person
by m,./m,./es September 20, 2019
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Luke is an amazing person. He is so kind and caring. He has a great personality and is super hot. Everyone loves him so much. He has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. But he can turn on you in a second and break your heart.Just a warning.
Girl 1: girl have you seen Luke!!!

Girl 2: ofc!!! He’s such a babe, although he broke my heart once.
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Luke is a fury and like to fuck fraiser up the bum hole taking his inside out his bumhole and stroking
Do u want to smoke some luke? Pass the luke
by Lolgay lol November 21, 2018
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A general species of man that takes much pride in the hairs on his head, to the extent that he will put to use every opportunity he has to arrange/fix it. It is a Russian breed that attracts women that are stupid enough to fall into it’s seductive trap.
Jai: How many times does Luke have to fix his hair?!
Girl: But I kinda like him😍
by Random1692693 March 20, 2018
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A Luke, is someone 2 faced that you can't trust. Always watch your back when a Luke is near, because he can turn on you at any point in time. Luke's, much like Jekyll and hide, has 2 personalities. One second they're kind and the next, they can be horrible people who care about no one but themselves.
"I thought he was my friend but then he turned out to be someone completely different!"
"Urgh, he is such a Luke"
by Swag476 July 2, 2017
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Luke is a stupid idiot. He will correct almost every speeling mistake you make, he will over react to minor things, he can be selfish and arogant, he will never admit that he is wrong, he will say things that are very hurtful when his emotions are high, he tends to push away people once they get close to him, and he will stupidly ruin his relationships with thoes people. All of this and more shows how bad a Lukes can be. You might be thinking to your self “why would anyone want to deal with that” and the truth is not many people do but here are some reasons why one might. Once close to a Luke he will do anything in his power to make you happy whether that be: trinkets or texts. Luke’s are also one of the most loyal mammals out there, and although Luke’s are generally pretty camera shy and unphotogenic they will take as many photos possible of loved ones. Other sweet deals that come with Luke are professional knuckle cracker, shoulder masseuse extrordanair, science lab partner, wii play partner, beer pong opponent, ear nibbler expert, chauffeur, alcohol obtainer, and holds the world record for most raspberries caught in the mouth,They even come in big and little spoon!
So as you can see Luke’s are to say the least very unique. They will push people away in defence of opening up, and even tho it is not an excuse, it is because its there biggest fear. So in the end you have to decide is a Luke the right option for you?
Man that Luke there really fucked up
by 1uck1est guy 1n the world August 24, 2018
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Luke is a beautiful human being. He might be shy and he kind of keeps his feelings closed off to the world but he’s such a sweetheart. Luke probably plays LAX or football. He’s got a gorgeous smile and he’s probably a brunette (and absolutely gorgeous, so...) He’s insecure about himself and his talents at times and he hardly believes anyone who tries to tell him otherwise. He’s extremely smart, but he may lack a bit of common sense at times...
Girl: Oh my god, y/n, it’s Luke.
Y/n: Oh shoot, he’s cute. He’d never go for me though.

Girl: Yes he would. Look, he’s walking up to you ahhhhh
Luke: Hi, y/n *brings out flowers* Hoco?
by MTNerd23 September 1, 2019
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