Luke

To be a Luke is to lick someone’s icy BALLS! He survives by eating sausages with Mustard and Butt sauce. He is a mythical creature with no friends, since he is too short to do anything. One time he was too fat and short to ride a roller coaster

Oh look there is a Luke he couldn’t ride the FUJI YAMA! He has no friends and he is gay.

by I am Pettit October 3, 2019

Luke

Loves to suck cock but loves it even more in the butt. Needs to compensate for his micro dick

Luke gave me the best blowjob I’ve ever had at the church playground last night.

by R.C. Cockblower July 27, 2019

Luke

A general species of man that takes much pride in the hairs on his head, to the extent that he will put to use every opportunity he has to arrange/fix it. It is a Russian breed that attracts women that are stupid enough to fall into it’s seductive trap.

Jai: How many times does Luke have to fix his hair?!
Girl: But I kinda like him😍

by Random1692693 March 20, 2018

Luke

Fat baby with 3 single hairs, and enjoys eating a cake as big as him. he wears a top that doesn't even fit showing off his belly button.

that luke, oml, he ate all the cake in two bites.

by Zaddd April 19, 2018

lukes

stupid person

lukes is a stupid person

by m,./m,./es September 20, 2019

Luke

The most adorable person you will ever meet.

Girl: "He's so adorable. He must be a Luke"

by Amoirie October 27, 2020

Luke

Luke is an amazing person. He is so kind and caring. He has a great personality and is super hot. Everyone loves him so much. He has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. But he can turn on you in a second and break your heart.Just a warning.

Girl 1: girl have you seen Luke!!!

Girl 2: ofc!!! He’s such a babe, although he broke my heart once.

by ☀️💕Lainers101💕☀️ March 1, 2019