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The baddest motherfucker to ever wield a sword and shield. Wears a long green cap and has the the coolest tunic in the universe and starred in the best game ever, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Also possesses the Triforce piece of Courage. Saves the land of Hyrule on a daily basis.

Has a hot girlfriend too(Princess Zelda). Plus his theme songs rock.

See also: God
-Damn, look at Link shoot his light arrows at Ganadorf and slash at him with his sword, I wish I could do that.

-Anyone who thinks of Link any less than badass should be thrown off a building.

-Link is my fucking hero!
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Lazy Link 

A hyperlink to a website typed in by an instant messenger chat member while chatting because he/she is too lazy to actually open up a browser, type in the url, and click enter.

This phrase was first coined by Acid Burnz because too many of his msn contacts asked him why he typed random url's into the chat menu. He replied with a succinct: <<It's a LL>>. But noone ever understood. So he had to give it's true definition and hope that all chatters will oneday follow suit
Evan: hey Karan, check out what's on urbandictionary

Karan: orly?
Karan: www.urbandictionary.com

Evan: WTF? Dude, i already know teh url, duh...

Karan: man, haven't you heard? it's a lazy link

Evan: uh, what's that

Karan: never mind, i'll make an entry on urbandictionary

Evan: sweet!
Lazy Link by Acid Burnz February 25, 2006

Lindsey Lohan Cocktail 

Commonly ordered in Bars Nightclubs and lounges.
Made exactly like the drink called the Red Headed Slut but has a splash of Coke.
Can I order one Pabst a Red Headed Slut and a Lindsey Lohan cocktail.

fuck lines 

The sexy lines men have on each side of their stomach that lead down south.
You can see his fuck lines when he takes his shirt off.
fuck lines by suzanna moe October 18, 2006

bad pickup lines 

Speech device primarily employed by two factions of mankind: the truly pathetic and amateur comedians. Origins have been disputed, but it is widely thought that pickup lines, once upon a magical time, could win pussy if chanted with remarkable charisma and authenticity. Thanks to the combination of inevitability and human stupidity, pickup lines degraded into verses that invoke either uproarious laughter or further inalienation, but not the throes of sex.
Got a library card? Because I'm checking you out.

I scraped my knees falling for you.

You're like a box of Lucky Charms: you're magically delicious.

Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

You sound tired. Wanna sleep with me?

Hey there. (use Clint Eastwood impression)

manty lines 

when a guy's pants are so tight you can see his underwear lines.
I got a face full of manty lines today as I was walking up the crowded subway steps.
manty lines by Stephanie Ellis September 25, 2005
Proper Noun
The main character/hero from the Legend of Zelda series. Link usually appears as a young man, age 12-16, though in the game Ocarina of time he was roughly 10 years old then when he left the temple of time about half way through the game he was 17. So there is no confusion, none of the Legend of Zelda game time lines are related to each other. Link is the wielder of the Master Sword and holder of the Triforce of Courage. Link also uses a variety of tools in his adventures, including bombs, a boomerang, a bow and arrows, and many others though they differ throughout the games. He fights Ganondorf alongside Princess Zelda and has a fairy named Navi who accompanies him and gives him advice. Link is also in capable of speech, or is just the quiet type, and I mean REALLY quiet. Link never says anything other than making vocal noises when jumping, fighting or taking damage.
Link, in addition to being the hero of Hyrule, is a real player as he has at least 3 girlfriends by the end of each game, except for the old ones and the GB titles. They are as follow:

1) Princess Zelda (obvious)

2) Saria: Link's childhood friend from Ocarina of Time

3) Malon: A young farm girl Link meets and befriends in Ocarina of Time

4) Princess Ruto: The princess of the Zora's (fish people) who Link supposedly was going to marry in Ocarina of Time

5) Tetra: The captain of a pirate ship, that started Link's adventure in Wind Waker, was really Zelda but she didn't know who she really was when she met Link

6)Medii: A Rito girl (bird people) who Link meets in Wind Waker, might not be a loving relationship, just a friendly one

7)Ilia: Link's childhood friend from Twilight Princess, her being kidnapped starts his quest in the first place.

8)Midna: The princess of the Twilight Realm who replaces Navi as a companion and advice giver, though she is much less annoying. Midna originally planned to use Link as a minion but eventually fell in love with him, awwwwww. Also, Link really loved Midna back, when it is usually the girl just falling for Link, Midna counts as 2 girls because when she met Link she was a small imp, but after Ganondorf is defeated she returns to her normal (and very hot) form.

I am sure that there are some characters that I missed, but I got most of them.
Link by Xenomorph42Q April 28, 2008