Lincoln Park's School Wifi

That worst fucking wifi in the literal Galaxy. They block every fucking website one would possibly want to access. They fucking blocked classic.minecraft.net Who does that????? I think I am going to sue.

"You know Lincoln Park's School Wifi?"
"You mean a literal shit-bag?"

by lmaoPheonix May 20, 2019

Lincolnburgersonleeosis

Firecrotch disease.

Last night I went down on a ginger guy and saw he had a bad case of Lincolnburgersonleeosis forest around his genitals.

by NotNeenew May 12, 2022

Gangsta Lincoln

Big Pimpin' on a low budget.

Lincoln refers to the face on a 5 dollar bill, when you get laid off it's not about the benjamins anymore. It's about keepin' it Gangsta Lincoln.

"Check out my homie Chaz, he's keepin' it Gangsta Lincoln wit those Wal*Mart rims"

by Bukow November 24, 2009

The Lincoln Maneuver

While nearing the end of your gas pumping adventure, pumping exactly one cent into the tank so as to have a round number of dollars.

"I just pumped exactly one cent so that I don't have to search my car for pennies."
"Dude! You're a master of The Lincoln Maneuver!"

by Drake Gray March 17, 2010

Skinny Lincoln

A Skinny Lincoln is the process of sticking a long, thin, object into one's dick hole

Ex. Old man richard caught the young boy stealing his corn, so he gave him a Skinny Lincoln.

by daprogrammr01 January 17, 2016

hot lincoln

when you shit in a girl's face and then tell her that she's ugly because you're honest (honest Abe)

All she is getting for her birthday is a hot lincoln

by William Goldstein May 13, 2017

Angry Hand Lincoln

When a woman wearing a top hat preforms a violent hand-job, you then sploog onto her chin and throw your trimmed pubes at her face. Resulting in a similarity to Abraham Lincoln.

After a wonderful evening with Keisha she came back to my place to help me preform the Angry Hand Lincoln.

by IroniMac December 14, 2014