Lethalatin

A word used in a greeting in which one Team Lethal member want's to know what is going down with another Team Lethal member.

Yo, what's Lethalatin? Ready to go shoot some commies?

by HalfDolla March 10, 2004

Lethal leverage

The act of taking advantage of the grandparents' generousity for gain by the grandchildrens' parents by putting them on a pedistool.

The parents of the grandchildren want to buy a house even though they do not have sufficient funds. The parents get the grandparents to cosign for the home using the grandchildren as lethal leverage since an apartment is no place to raise a kid.

by One pissed off uncle March 28, 2009

lethargometer

Pronounced leth-arg-AH-meh-ter, the lethargometer is an imaginary device that judges how sleepy you are, how much sleep you really needd, lets other people know how long you'll be sleeping while the phone is ringing, and silences the ringer if the person on the other line is too persistent.

I'm really sleepy. I don't want anyone calling me at 3 AM, so I'll turn my lethargometer on!

by pentozali November 4, 2009

lethargitis

An inflammation of the laziness caused by pressing biological needs that have been ignored for far too long. This condition affects people of all ages who have been sitting around gaming or watching TV for 8 or more hours. Onset can be sudden with little or no warning. Symptoms include soreness, hunger (but reluctance to prepare food), B.O. and extreme frustration. A lethargitis sufferer may often need only to "walk it off," but in some cases may pose a danger to themself or others. At worst, their psyche may be shattered by the sudden, jarring return to real life.

Mom: It was so strange! One minute my little 30-year-old Danny was just playing his Xbox, the next he had his head smashed through the drywall, screaming for Hot Pockets.

Doctor: Mmhmm, and how long was he on the couch with his gaming doodad?

Mom: Oh, since he woke up this morning at eleven, I suppose.

Doctor: Sounds like a textbook case of lethargitis. Use the frozen food as bait to get him outside, then lock the doors and he should be back to normal in an hour.

by LeetvanCleef June 16, 2010

Lethal Carl

The felon cousin of the popular bowl moment foreplay. After the the forementioned bowl movement, one procedes to cover your partner in a tarp poisining them with thier own methane gas.

"Mike, are you still dating Jeni?"

Mike:"No! that bitch wouldn't wash my socks so I gave her the ol' Lethal Carl!"

by Violent red. June 22, 2010

lethal level of swag

Teddy Bridgwater 8th grade prom photo.

I don't know how he is still alive he has a lethal level of swag.

by easyC March 15, 2015

Lethagge

Insult that means: a loser who sucks dicks.

That boy over there is a total lethagge

by Zoeble November 16, 2016