Lancaster

When you're boning your girlfriend and she yells out some mythical creature that you have never heard of. Instead of yelling at her and asking her what the hell she is talking about you simply yell "Oh Lancaster" and you will both be equally confused.

Girl: Oh Lockeness Monster!!!!
Guy: OH LANCASTER
Girl: What the hell?
Guy: What the hell is the lockeness monster?

by Barry S. June 2, 2009

manchester utd

Won the Treble back in 1999, always one of the top teams in english football and sometimes europe. Depending on the season.
They also have a real habit of selling or letting go of their best players and then bringing in pieces of crap who cant even get on the reserve team for Aston Villa. They also like over paying for players who have one good season!

Manchester Utd.....18million.......yeah right!

by edgedogg September 11, 2006

lancaster calves

Having large, muscular calves

A lady whose calves are like WHAT

Damn, those calves are straight Lancaster calves

by chinobeans May 6, 2009

Manchester Mudpie

Ejaculating into a man's anus and then eating the shit that comes out after

"I've just seen a guy Richard get a Manchester Mudpie outside Victoria station... It was awesome."

by MannyMudspuds69 May 20, 2018

Manchester City

The best NBA league in the entire world. They consist of many pedofiles.

Dude Manchester City won the Superbowl against the Lakers

by Playboicarti69420 March 1, 2022

Manchester City

An Oil club based in Manchester, people say this team buys referees which is not true! (Thanks for the 40€ Pep) Rumors say that they won 7-0 against a small team from Bundesliga.

Dad should I buy some oil?
We already have Manchester City at home.

by Games99 March 15, 2023

Manchester city

"Manchester city" or "Man city" are traditionally a mid table football team, that's soccer to any persons from across the pond, who finish in around 14th position in the premiership, that was until a "Arab" billionaire decided to ruin the game by bribing any half decent players to sit on the bench and pay the player £250.000 a week, even Chelsea who were always in the top four in the league don't pay that much, one must draw a line under the ridiculous pay structure. "Man shitty" like to play ugly football with ugly players such as Argentine born Teves, most English clubs wouldn't employ the old enemy but for "Manchester city" it's ok for 2 or more players from this war mongering country to play for them, they are and always will be second team in the shit hole of Manchester to manure or Manchester United as they are more popularly known.

At half time the so called glory huntings fans ate goats head and eye balls at "Manchester city" now that the Arab billionaire owner has changed the menu from lard and toe nail pies to more of a traditional middle eastern fare.

by Witmond April 14, 2013