2 definitions by Witmond
A "Mattress muncher" is predominately male and of the same sex perswation, having said that its not totaly necessary as long as one male or female is face down munching a mattress with something hard entering a lubricated hole, it could be any hole as long as there is a mattress and a person face down in that mattress.
She was face down taking it hard from behind, she was "mattress muncher" or more commonly used, Elton john, what a "mattress munching" homosexual. Not to be used solely in a negative way but to explain a certain style, having said that its a good cuss, piss off you matress munching bell end, possibly from the Brighton area in the uk.
by Witmond April 14, 2013
"Manchester city" or "Man city" are traditionally a mid table football team, that's soccer to any persons from across the pond, who finish in around 14th position in the premiership, that was until a "Arab" billionaire decided to ruin the game by bribing any half decent players to sit on the bench and pay the player £250.000 a week, even Chelsea who were always in the top four in the league don't pay that much, one must draw a line under the ridiculous pay structure. "Man shitty" like to play ugly football with ugly players such as Argentine born Teves, most English clubs wouldn't employ the old enemy but for "Manchester city" it's ok for 2 or more players from this war mongering country to play for them, they are and always will be second team in the shit hole of Manchester to manure or Manchester United as they are more popularly known.
At half time the so called glory huntings fans ate goats head and eye balls at "Manchester city" now that the Arab billionaire owner has changed the menu from lard and toe nail pies to more of a traditional middle eastern fare.
by Witmond April 14, 2013