a lumberjack is a person who wears all plaid, every single day of their life. lumberjacks can be either antisocial or popular, and they are usually male. however, rare female lumberjacks have been spotted on occasion.
this strange group of people is a very rare subset of what is now called a hipster... the lumberjack makes being a hipster look nerdier than ever through their overuse of the plaid pattern and other hipster elements.
is you happen to meet a lumberjack, don't scare him or her off! you may never see one again!
this strange group of people is a very rare subset of what is now called a hipster... the lumberjack makes being a hipster look nerdier than ever through their overuse of the plaid pattern and other hipster elements.
is you happen to meet a lumberjack, don't scare him or her off! you may never see one again!
it looks just like all your other plaid shirts... how am i supposed to tell which one it is? you're such a lumberjack!
by i_don't_owe_you_a_thing February 22, 2011
Get the lumberjack mug.A pun based on the word, Lumberjack, this phrase describes the act of masturbating and ejaculating onto the lower back (or lumbar region) of a woman.
Commonly performed by chiropractors while performing spinal adjustments.
Commonly performed by chiropractors while performing spinal adjustments.
This hot patient of mine wanted her spine adjusted so I took the opportunity for a quick lumbar jack. Ya, she sued, but I kept my license to practice.
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by jlynnwest October 16, 2010
Get the Lumber mug.1 a horny(lumber) man with an STD(dangerous) so making him dangerous lumber
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by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004
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this usually happens during particularly bad jokes rather than particularly good ones, as the embarassment as you realise just how poor your joke is triggers a nervous laugh
people who lumble tend to find humour in everything they see (a mobile library, small children, a lamppost etc.) and so are quite often heard lumbling their way through some half-assed joke that they really didn't think through
this usually happens during particularly bad jokes rather than particularly good ones, as the embarassment as you realise just how poor your joke is triggers a nervous laugh
people who lumble tend to find humour in everything they see (a mobile library, small children, a lamppost etc.) and so are quite often heard lumbling their way through some half-assed joke that they really didn't think through
it's quite funny, i just saw a mobile libray, huh huh, and that's like... a library, but, hur hur, it's got wheels... heh heh, it's like, a library on wheels. huh. huh. *awkward pause*
... i think i just heard a lumble
... i think i just heard a lumble
by stephen jolly is still a very naughty boy February 27, 2008
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Amy: "At a recent fundraiser, I noticed this guy in a great suit who sported a sexy beard. I wish I got his number."
Emily: "Was he scruffy or lumbarsexual?
Emily: "Was he scruffy or lumbarsexual?
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