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lumberjack

a lumberjack is a person who wears all plaid, every single day of their life. lumberjacks can be either antisocial or popular, and they are usually male. however, rare female lumberjacks have been spotted on occasion.

this strange group of people is a very rare subset of what is now called a hipster... the lumberjack makes being a hipster look nerdier than ever through their overuse of the plaid pattern and other hipster elements.

is you happen to meet a lumberjack, don't scare him or her off! you may never see one again!
it looks just like all your other plaid shirts... how am i supposed to tell which one it is? you're such a lumberjack!
by i_don't_owe_you_a_thing February 22, 2011
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Lumbar Jack

A pun based on the word, Lumberjack, this phrase describes the act of masturbating and ejaculating onto the lower back (or lumbar region) of a woman.

Commonly performed by chiropractors while performing spinal adjustments.
This hot patient of mine wanted her spine adjusted so I took the opportunity for a quick lumbar jack. Ya, she sued, but I kept my license to practice.
by Reddition June 9, 2011
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Lumber

No that was not a herd of elephants, it was a lumber of fat girls.
by jlynnwest October 16, 2010
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dangerous lumber

1 a horny(lumber) man with an STD(dangerous) so making him dangerous lumber
2 someone who always hits someone with a baseball while they're batting and hit someone
1 that dangerous lumber gave megan AIDS
2 that dangerous lumber killed off my whole team
by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004
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lumble

to laugh at your own joke whilst you're still attempting to tell it, resulting in a mumbly laugh (or lumble) escaping your lips.

this usually happens during particularly bad jokes rather than particularly good ones, as the embarassment as you realise just how poor your joke is triggers a nervous laugh

people who lumble tend to find humour in everything they see (a mobile library, small children, a lamppost etc.) and so are quite often heard lumbling their way through some half-assed joke that they really didn't think through
it's quite funny, i just saw a mobile libray, huh huh, and that's like... a library, but, hur hur, it's got wheels... heh heh, it's like, a library on wheels. huh. huh. *awkward pause*

... i think i just heard a lumble
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urban lumberjack

A person who gets his firewood by picking up free pallets from behind businesses in the city and carrying them home on his back.
Unable to cut down trees in the park, Nathan became an urban lumberjack to heat his flophouse.
by 'D' Shift Dog Garr January 11, 2008
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Lumbarsexual

Today, the scruffy woodsman & sexy Wolverine like beard is all the rage. While still hanging on to a sense of style and even a bit of metrosexuality. Food for thought: Can a lumbarsexual evolve in a metrojacks?
Amy: "At a recent fundraiser, I noticed this guy in a great suit who sported a sexy beard. I wish I got his number."
Emily: "Was he scruffy or lumbarsexual?
by Trust me, I'm a Doctor December 28, 2014
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