A new saying that only boys can use to put stuff on.It’s used instead of saying on God and stuff like that.
Sam:Bruh i just smashed this baddie
Mally:Yea right merch it(put it on something)
Sam: On My Land I did
Mally:Yea right merch it(put it on something)
Sam: On My Land I did
by Yoooo864 August 27, 2019
Get the On My Landmug. A seatbelt that's been left outside a car when the driver closed the door. The metal end flaps and clunks against the side of the car. If enough belt is outside the door, the metal buckle drags along the road throwing up an occasional spark. More common occurrence in older land yachts with old school style seatbelts. Driver is typically clueless and doesn't hear it or doesn't figure out what that clunking noise was until he's parked and opens his door.
Dude! Check Grampa in theland yacht up there. His land anchor's been deployed and it's sparking like crazy.
by DangerPoodle April 25, 2008
Get the land anchormug. by Doobie-Doo September 15, 2011
Get the Stoney Landmug. by Hahhsuen January 19, 2018
Get the Land blastedmug. Daycare center in New Jersey where mainly bratty kids are dumped off for 12 hours at a time and raised by high school students. Violates many laws, but somehow is still running.
Mary-What form of birth control do you use?
Sue-I go to Land of Oz once a month and it scares me into abstinance. You should try it. Works like a charm.
Sue-I go to Land of Oz once a month and it scares me into abstinance. You should try it. Works like a charm.
by Melissagoestosurfclub March 30, 2009
Get the Land of Ozmug. Moon landing is defined as when two naked arses meet/touch/rub together accidentally
E.g. Two men bending down simultaneously to pick something up when in a communal shower and their arses meet...briefly
E.g. Two men bending down simultaneously to pick something up when in a communal shower and their arses meet...briefly
It was awful, I bent down to collect my travel shampoo and a moon landing occurred with a complete stranger .
by Moonlandingman January 12, 2017
Get the moon landingmug. for example:
Daughter: What meat are we having for tea?
Mum:Fish of the land!
that was a random example!
Daughter: What meat are we having for tea?
Mum:Fish of the land!
that was a random example!
by GirlUnicorn February 8, 2017
Get the fish of the landmug.