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kinder gardening

fertilizing your plants with dead children
ya my yard looks great because of all that kinder gardening i did
by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010
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Kande

Beautiful and funny Huge flirt with seductive eyes. Will turn into a devil after pretending she’s a Angel she is one crazy Bitch after awhile. But you keep her around because she’s always down to slutty fuck
Fell for a Kande shoulda known an Amazingly beautiful girl that turned into a crazy bitch. Can’t leave her alone because she is always DTF and good at it
by NDA DAWG July 25, 2020
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dirty kenden

A man or boy that has a lot of sex, usually with women but NEVER with men
Damn that is one dirty kenden
by pepper3881 on twitch May 24, 2020
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Kinder Surprise

An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".
"I'm pregnant again!", said the girl

"OMFG, another Kinder Surprise", said the boy.
by PopeMichael March 1, 2010
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kinder care

The act of dating or having sex with a person who is 17 by a person over the age of 18. The term derived from the word kindergardener and was formed because typically 17 year olds need to be cared for in adult situations such as keg parties. 17-year-olds are rarely discrete.

This term can be used to describe the act of dating a 17-year-old, the person dating the 17-year-old, or the 17-year-old.
Did Weasley really kinder care last night at the party?

Listen kindercare, you can have a say in what movie we watch when you are old enough to vote.
by Allisaur January 3, 2008
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kinderhoe

A Kinderhoe, is someone who is not yet a Whore but someone on their way to becomeing a whore or a slut.
by Lil Miss Sassy April 28, 2009
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kinderæg

Its a danish word for a chocolate egg that is brown on the outside and there is white chocolate on the inside. Its used when a person acts funny, stupid or blond.

A blond chick is often "stupid" but a brunette can also be "blond" when she is a kinderæg.
Orrh, you are such a kinderæg!!
by absobloodylutely amazing October 6, 2009
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