by killhags43 January 1, 2012
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Get the all-knitter mug.Slit knit is a tampon, pad, or other menstrual fluid absorption apparatus, usually used as a pejorative and presumably in reference to post menstruation, implying a soaked, drenched, or dripping nature.
"I cant get comfortable today, this slit knit is really working to the side"
"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
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The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.
The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.
"Our servers should NOT be ticket knitting. It bombards our kitchen staff, disrupts ticket times, and positions one server's orders ahead of everyone else's.
by SauceComet August 20, 2022
Get the Ticket Knitting mug.The era an aging gay man enters after being a barfly for a decade and swearing they will always be the life of a party. Hangovers start to hit harder, the single gay man takes up hobbies such as knitting or collecting teapots. Gets excited about watching the news and other things he always called boring.
"I'm in my Gay Knitting Era, I never thought I would be that boring gay but here I am. I can't handle nights out anymore would rather watch the news"
by HarryThompson2004 September 26, 2022
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