Kittinger

Ruffles cheddar and sour cream are his favorite chips and he likes nutella uncrustables. and he only eat an apple unless he splits it in half with his hands. Doesn’t drink monster but wears the sweater. Constantly gets white paint on his clothes and calls it cum. He wears a hat and stickers for earrings. and he doesn’t use his headphones, but he wears them around his neck. Refuses to get new shoes even though they look like they were in wwII. Has shoelace problems. Can’t spell idiot. Refuses to cut hair. Has lying problems. he’s a pathological liar. Gay af. Bites nails, causing them to be uneven as hell. Overall a great guy.

“Kittingers a bitch”

“real.”

by Anonymous Hooman May 17, 2023

kissing pearl

Giving a woman oral sex. KP being the shorter version.

I got the best Kissing Pearl ever!

by CraftyMinxy June 12, 2023

chick kiting

Moving around a bar or a party, paying attention to a woman then making an excuse to work oneself away, with the promise of returning, only to move on to doing the same with another woman, and another as many times as time allows.

Look a Thomas work that room: He must be kiting as many as eight chicks at a time. Ha, you must have heard him call that chick kiting! What do you expect from a banker dealing with checks all day?

by Badwsky February 5, 2010

Lizard Kissing

When two people in public engage in open mouth, tongue jutting kisses, usually with eyes open.

Gross, look Michael. I think those two in the booth are lizard kissing.

by Likey August 6, 2011

Civil Kissing

A very proper and elegant kiss. Usually experienced between a gay couple.

Andres and Owen had a civil kissing session behind a bathroom.

by Rozzie74 August 13, 2013

French kissing Hades

when you eat something really spicy and your mouth burns

That Mexican pizza was like french kissing Hades

by Candied Cupcake July 8, 2014

willy kissing

When two males pull back the forskin and rub tips

Fraser and Lewis are willy kissing in that room 🤢

by 69fingerlickinggood July 19, 2017