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Maynard James Keenan

A short, but very talented little man who is the lead singer for the legendary hard rock band Tool. He has an incredible voice but thinks a bit too highly of himself, and pretty much thinks he and the band are more intelligent than anyone else. He basically thinks only he is the one who has the intelligent view on life. He really is intelligent, but he needs to chill out a bit.
Maynard James Keenan-I hate our fans. Every religion is false because I'm so intellectual. You're dumb because you have a different theory on the meaning of life than me. Everyone who lives in L.A. is a dipshit.
by The Mandon November 8, 2010
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Keenan

Look! A Keenan! Lol!
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Keen/Keeno

Someone who is very excited all the time, mainly over small things.

Someone who cant wait for something to happen and wont stop going on about it.
Rebecca is Keen/Keeno to see Ryan
by Ryanfozzie March 31, 2011
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Man, she's keen!

An expression used by one of your desperate male friends to describe a girl who didn't tell him to get lost within the first minute of conversation.

As their dry patch goes on, this word increases at a rate of about 4 uses per day i.e. 250 days without sex, and they'll be using this word approx. 1000 times every 24 hours.
Guy : Hi, my name is Guy.
Girl : Cool.
Guy : Do you like stuff?
Girl : Sure
Guy : ...
Girl : I'd better go

*the next morning*

Friend : How'd it go with that girl?
Guy: Man, she's keen!
by CommanderKeenAsMustard February 21, 2010
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keenanesque

To act in the manner of a keenanite.
That idiot talks total nonsense! He's so keenanesque.
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keenalicious

A new level of keen, more than keen, to be overly eager
Duncan was so keenalicious that he was emitting an aura
by Squeak Is A Gun April 25, 2012
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keen for the bean

Jenny: I'm so keen for Ron's bean

'That Jenny girl is a hoe; she's keen for the bean'
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