Dr. Smitty Jones

The famous inventor of the most popular mime academy in the history of all schools. Also known as William Smith (Smitty)

Guy 1: Did you know that The Mime Academy of Smits was made by Dr. Smitty Jones!

Guy 2: Who doesn't!

by Dr. W. Smith December 30, 2011

Tom Jones

To Watch/Obtain gay porn on your mobile device.

Are you watching Tom Jones?

Tom Jones really turns me on.

I LOVE TOM JONES!

by Amahopeless May 2, 2011

Maegan Jones

A girl who is talented in everything she sets her hands to do.

Man, that girl Maegan Jones sure can type.

by Dark Warrior September 22, 2011

Sophie Jones

Hottest girl you will ever set your eyes on, with the best ass.

Person1: Whoa who is that?
Person2: Sophie Jones!
Person1: No wonder, look at that booty.

by Life's Mystery April 16, 2015

Chipper Jones

In terms of baseball, about as consistent as they come. Plays for the Atlanta Braves.

Chipper is a lock for +.300 average 100 rbi and quiet, solid play.

by bud selig March 9, 2004

basketball jones

A Basketball Jones is an obsession with the sport of basketball. Kids who play the game and only think of the world in terms of basketball and their potential success at it.

That's all he ever thinks about. He's got a Basketball Jones.

by Joe Neubarth January 21, 2005

Two-Finger Cul de Sac Jones

When a man inserts two fingers into a woman, and moves them round and round in a cirle (i:e cul de sac)

John gave his lady friend a Two-finger Cul de Sac Jones, and she absolutely loved it!

by Timmy Beans January 12, 2008