e-jacker

someone who jacks off on webcam for random, or unwilling girls. Usually becuase they are desperatly horny. Nobody likes an e-jacker

I told Tyler i didnt wanna see him jack off, but he did anyways! He's suck an e-jacker

by makennachristinee January 14, 2009

wife-jacker

a person who is extremely attractive and charms like a maddogg, these are the people that steal your wifes.

'I was just on the phone to the 'wife-jacker'
'what did he say'
'your missus says that your dicks small compared to mine'
'is that all?'
'yeah and that if i want her back, she will be on the corner of hay and barrack street'

by tnuk<- April 17, 2009

pack jacker

one who jacks packs or one who steals backpacks

I left my backpack unattended for 1 minute. When I came back, I saw that Katie stole my pack. Katie is a pack jacker.

by Double K Pack Jackers October 20, 2011

Tornado Jockey

One who resides in a trailer park and often finds themselves chained to a lawn chair and a six pack out in front of the double wide when the sirens begin to hum. Often resides in or near tornado alley and believes the "F" scale of tornado damage is actually the factor of "Fun".

See also Toby Keith's "Trailerhood" music video

Bo: How many people must die before we realize God hates trailer parks?

Forest: Easy, man! My Uncle Cletus is a tornado jockey!

by taintmonster January 1, 2012

gay joker

One who likes boys.

Cole isnt coming to the car show tonight? What a gay joker.

by imdarnbored May 14, 2015

Gif Jockey

One who during online hangouts and chats uses gif files instead of text or voice to express their opinion on what is being discussed in the chatroom. Gif Jockey, GF

He always entertains us with the right gif to express the mood in a chat room. He`s like a disc jockey of gifs. A Gif Jockey

by Broth3r John November 28, 2016

shit jacker

Someone who views pornography while taking a shit

Man I was at work today trying to go to the bathroom one of them shit jackers was in there for 30 minutes

by Streetworx June 12, 2018