jew-fu

A form of the martial arts used by the ninjew. Kept secret among the Hebrew people, jew-fu allows the ninjew to perform spectacular feats of dexterity, dominate his opponents, or open an otherwise stubborn beer. Used by ninjews to fight pirates.

Darrin: How the hell did you beat me?
Ted: I'm a ninjew.
Darrin: Oh yeah, I forgot. Pwned by the jew-fu again.

by Nacho Dan June 30, 2004

Bandwidth Jew

A person who is very stingy with the usage of their household's bandwidth.

Guy 1: Hey, torrent Gears of War 3 for me? My internet's capped. :(

Bandwidth Jew: Uh, sorry. I don't like downloading large files (Secretly downloads shitloads of porn). Just wait for your internet to uncap. kthnx :)

by ewooo October 4, 2011

jew tricks

the shenanigans of Modern day jews to extort money from Normies.

I'm not falling for your jew tricks kyle! - Eric Cartman.

by wakemeup.jpg September 13, 2017

jew-balls

when you have the money to purchase something you want, but are afraid to spend it.

"dude, youve got enough cash, but if you just keep staring at that flat screen, youre just gonna get jew-balls!"

by mcfly!!!! September 13, 2009

Jew Jew Bean

Multiple or one fucked up old lady giving birth and giving blowjobs to oldmen in nursing homes

Oi Jew Jew Beans, what u doin?

by Jew Jew Bean2 October 23, 2016

Bear Jew

The nickname of UFC submission ace Paul Craig.

Paul Craig is a UFC Light Heavy Weight fighter known for his last second finishes. The Scottish Craig is a standout submission fighter who once won a fight via armbar with one second left in the fight. Paul Craig is a badass who goes by the nickname Bear Jew because he looks like a giant Jewish bear. Craig also does a great Rocky impression!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 4, 2019

Mountain Jew

informal for Swiss

These Mountain Jews are really good at making money by exploiting the global financial system.

by cathy_newman_2018 December 2, 2018