sacred jewish inch

The directional inverse correlation between the size of a jewish males bank account and the the size of his penis.

Well, he DID have reservations at Alain Ducasse... But when we got back to my place, I finally just faked it so I could go to sleep. He DEFINITELY had the curse of the sacred jewish inch.

by inconspicuouslyness December 2, 2009

Jewish Squeegee

The act of rewarding your partner by ejaculating on her face and then wiping it clean with dollar bills.

Julie was complaining about the gas money she has to spend to get to my house so I gave her the old Jewish Squeegee.

by MountainMan379 July 21, 2009

Jewish Wasted

When someone is get krunk off top shelf liquor while everyone else is drinking "poor mans beer"

Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!

by laserv September 10, 2011

Jewish Liver

The inability to drink excessive quantities of alcohol

Person 1: Hey Person 2, did you hear about Finkelstein at the Jason Derulo concert last Saturday?
Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.

by JewChainz February 5, 2014

jewish bankruptcy

Burning down your business for the insurance money

He had himself a Jewish Bankruptcy, and now he is retired

by Hugo TopsynKretts February 19, 2017

jewish shuffle

The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.

Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!

by Gatemouth brown January 4, 2018

Jewish Snorkel

The act of lodging your nose up a woman’s vagina while she farts down your mouth as she is sitting on your face.

“Bro, I totally copped a Jewish Snorkel off that bird I met last night!!!”

by Garzie June 24, 2018