Jesse

A extreme "Fuckboi" who is a complete douche.

Man, He is a real Jesse!

by KnifeMastur March 31, 2017

Jesse

Common name of an asshole.

Jesse- YOU BETTE RUN, WHORE!
Whore- Shupt up you asshole.

by Horny Masturbating Chick April 29, 2017

Jesse

A piece of shit who's conceited and doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself, also what the fuck kind of name is that

Jesse is a fucktard

by JessesucksXx September 8, 2017

Jesse

A huge douchebag who is so desperate to get some action he'll hook up with just about any girl. Uses compliments in an attempt to get you out of your panties, then never texts you again when he fails miserably. Goes around asking his female friends if they "know any sluts" for him to get with. He creeps on younger girls and has NO game. He doesn't know how to treat a woman properly. Tries to take advantage of drunk girls, then days later he admits to their face he thought he could get away with stuff because they were under the influence. Oh, and he has a hairy back.

Natalie: That guy I went out with last Friday was such a jerk, he still hasn't called me back.
Stephanie: Wow, he's such a Jesse!

by laquisha19 May 18, 2011

jesse

a fagbag and a half!

jesse sucks dick

by flyer then the rest of em October 16, 2008

Jesse

Popular girl's name, but also occasionally used to indicate a pink-cheeked little white boy who thinks he's got pumps.

Jeff: DUDE I just saw a nymph. She was gorgeous with long blonde hair!
TJ: Was she apple-cheeked and doing aerobic exercises?
Jeff: Yeah! You saw her too??
TJ: Lol you saw a Jesse

Trish: OMG did you hear about how Justin Bieber made it to the list of the world's most beautiful women??
Alec: Yeah but did you see how Jesse Bieber made it to first?

by swankmasta.6000 July 12, 2013

jess

Sexy girl with big ass and tits who loves anal and having her cunt licked. Is very popular and will flash if asked to. Loves to parade around nude and show off her body. Enjoys large cocks and orgies. at the end of a party she always has her clothes torn to pieces and is covered in cum.

Girl1: "Omg did you see Jess last night?"
Guy1: "See her? I fucked her!"

by Zerosic88 November 18, 2016