Jeissa

A shy girl with a heart of gold. She might look shy but she is full of life. She's smart, pretty, and over all very athletic (full of energy) Shes the girl that will always be there for you. {LMS}

"Have you seen that girl" he said. Yea her name is JEISSA, shes the prettiest girl ever and smart too.

by UR AMIGO October 24, 2018

Jewish football

A sporting event in which the object of the game is to get "the quarter back".

I lost at Jewish Football...

by hahahahahahahahahaha January 17, 2008

jebs

(n.) Filipino slang for poop, crap, stool, feces. a.k.a. tae

Ang laki ng jebs mo pards! (dude, you crap's humongous!)

My secret weight loss diet? 3 J's man, I jog, I jebs, I jackol! lol

by eeenvy January 21, 2011

jewish donut

See definition bagel.

Ezeekial likes to eat a jewish donut for breakfast.

by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005

Jebus Chripes

My Sabiour!

Oh, Jebus Chripes, willt thou helpst me?!

by Ram-Dawg May 4, 2004

jewish virgin

A female who does anal, oral, and just about everything else... with the exception of vaginal intercourse, so she can still claim to be a virgin on her wedding day.

"She has herpes, syphilis, and gonorrhea... but no kids."
"Oh, she must be a Jewish virgin!"

by Jesus Swallows November 26, 2006

new york jewish

The specific culture of a New York Jew is different from a regular New Yorker or a regular Jew. THey even have their own special accent, a raspy annoying Jewish/NYC accent.

Old Man: lives on bagels with lox and cream cheese. Works in the Diamond District.

Old Woman: Has florescent orange or some other unatural colored hair, and long clawlike red nails. Owns a lot of mink.

girl: spent $1000 chemically straightening her frizzy hair! Favors brands such as D&G and Juicy Couture.

These people can be found most prolifically in Brooklyn, the Diamond District in New York, and New Jersey.

Shoshannah is so New York Jewish she will slap you with a dill pickle if you piss her off.

by its ok im jewish too May 14, 2007