jonathan kelly

Jonathan Kelly is an amazing guy that you will love for ever. He can be one of your best friend or your best lover. He is sweeet, handsom, funny, athletic, smart, kind, generous, and is one of the best people you will meet. If you are lucky enough to call him yours he will never leave you. He is the best kisser you will ever kiss, his lips are so soft, but when you start kissing you won't want to stop. So if you get the chance to marry or date a Jonathan Kelly you are the luckiest woman in the world.

Damn his lips are soft he must be a Jonathan Kelly.

by Shannon_twolve50 December 1, 2013

Jonathan Swift

Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.

"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".

by Jodan Daisu July 10, 2017

Johnathanius

A name givin to a guy called John, Johnny or Johnathon that says their super dooper motherfucking hot

Omg its johnathanius, i would fuck him for the rest of my life if i could

by ZimbaZombaZamba February 26, 2010

Johnathan Blair

An absolute pussy magnet. Also known as mister steal yo girl gets all the girls. And is the next hokage.

All hail Johnathan Blair

by Chingchong6942021911 December 1, 2019

Johnathan’s toes

The nastiest stankiest rotten most foul looking rabies having bunion looking dried ass callous no lotion using no nail having claws

Have you seen johnathans toes?
Johnathan’s toes are like so gross they’re gonna give jasmine rabies

by Harrystylesstan July 11, 2020

Johnathan

The best joestar

Speedwagon is fucking great

English lad

Fakin great

Best joestar

Suck your mum

Best joestar

Johnathan is the best joestar

by Johnathan is the best joestar November 21, 2020

janahan thiru

a mediterranian dish served with ostrich eggs and chilli spices

often paired up with cheese and pretzels

A: Thats interesting, what's that dish called?
B: Janahan Thiru.
A: I'd rather eat the cheese and pretzels

by theboybom June 23, 2009