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Jordanism

A word, or a phrase that will utter a complete shock on everyone else .
“I’m gonna go *** myself

What did you just do a jordanism
by Word bukkake December 11, 2021
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Jordan

The most incredible, loving boy you've ever met. Although it may take a while for you to fall in love with him, there is no way you'll be able to resist him once you get to know the real him. He has the most incredible eyes and you can't help but feel safe when he holds you. Jordan may take a long time to open up to you but when he does you really do know that he trusts you. He will always be there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on or if you just want to go out and have fun (he's always up for a party). He's never in a rush and is more than happy to go at your pace, he always puts his girl first. He makes the most incredible boyfriend in the world, and although he may annoy you at times, before you know it you will have been with him for a year and you will never ever want to let him go!

If you can get yourself a Jordan, do not hesitate to take the oppurtunity. Keep him and make sure you never let him go, no matter the bad times you may go through ( but please don't take my Jordan, I'm far too in love with him already )
I love you Jordan, more than I think you know.
by Just your girlfriend June 18, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is a self centered person who thinks they are better than everyone. Jordan is mostly a black male or sometimes female
by hellochildperson May 22, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan is asking to play fortnite again, quick someone throw some food out the party while we run
by eijia May 10, 2019
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Jordan

Usually dark haired and brown eyed. He may seem a bit shy at first, but when u get to know him, he is a really nice guy. He's very artistic and has an imaginative mind. He might get competitive sometimes but it doesn't last long.
He also has a big dick.
Jordan is really nice.
Wow, Jordan you're so good at art.
Jordan, that's a big gat!
by U.dont.know May 22, 2018
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Jordan

A jordan just knows everything about financing. You can ask him everything about finances, credits, etc. and he will know it. He always has a emergency plan and he always has money.

Also he knows how to use credit cards to pay credits and vise-versa.
Arnold: "Woah he sure knows how to handle money"
J.B: "He is a jordan"
Arnold: "Ohh k"

Jordan: "I have bought my third credit card to pay my second credit off. It's working perfectly"
Mister Q: "How can you manage all these credits and credit cards?"
Jordan: "I am a master of finances!"
by Drachenlover919 July 17, 2018
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Jordan

Cute funny flirts a lot is is a good friend you can always count on him
Jordan can you help me

Yeah sure anything for you

Jordan's so cute

I wish I could date jordan
by Cute funny flirts a lot May 12, 2017
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