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Josie

josie is not really a name, more like a way to call somebody when they are the person you love most in the world. a josie is somebody you can cry to without feeling too weird about it, somebody who makes you laugh so hard you can't breathe and your stomach starts hurting, somebody you want to hug and never let go. josie is the person you stay up until 3am talking to, the person you tell every stupid thing that happened to you that day, the person you can't stop thinking about even when you're trying to. josie is the person you write paragraphs about that never sound good enough, the person you can't explain to anyone else without getting a little too emotional about it. josie is for when you want to hold someone's face in your hands and just stare at them because you don't have words big enough for how much you care. josie is wanting to tell someone every single thought that passes through your head just so they can know you better. josie is the person you want to grow old with but also the person who makes you feel like a kid again. josie is every song that makes you ache, every stupid thing you laugh at, every time you accidentally smile at your phone because of them.

having a josie feels like having a home that walks around and talks back. josie is somebody you trust with your worst moments and your best ones, and they still look at you the same. calling someone josie means they are your favorite human, your safe place, your whole heart.
person a: i was having the worst day ever
person b: did you call josie?
person a: yeah and suddenly it didn’t feel so bad anymore

person a: who even is he to you
person b: he’s my josie
by Zedfisher September 28, 2025
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Josie da fag

A chick named Josie who is a faglord
Shaydan: Damn dude did you know Josie was a fag
Devon: I did hear that dude she really is Josie da fag
by soggy cheese daddy April 6, 2025
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Josie Bishop

The only girl in the world. Absolutely amazing; not to love her it's just something impossible. Just by looking at her, you realize that you can't live without her. Awesome as nothing else, Josie Bishop is the reason of Joy in the life of anyone that meets her. Be always her friend, treat her right as she deserves to, and never EVER tell her you that love her at only one month of classes together. You most certainly would ruin everything.
Josie Bishop called to the main office.
by Jo'ves February 26, 2017
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Joseph aka Josie

The most talented playing piano,drums and other instruments. His ear for music is the best yet!! He's a hard worker and GREAT ASS FRIEND, NO DOUBT!! HE IS THE BEST PERSON TO BE AROUND TO UPLIFT YOU AND MAKE YOU LAUGH. HE IS DEFINITELY SEXY AS UMMMMMM AND TALL, CHOCOLATE AND FINNNNNE!! HE'S GOOD AT EVERYTHING HE DOES. HIS EYES AND SMILE ARE SOMETHING TO SEE BUT THOSE DIMPLES(GOOD LAWD HAVE MERCY) LOL DEFINITELY LEAVES A MARK!!
He is just perfect and good to look at that must be Joseph aka Josie!
by AhChanti July 27, 2022
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Josie Storer

That person who never tides her own room but has issues with other peoples rooms. She needs he bestie to help her tidy her room with shortcuts
Friend: I dont want to tidy my room
Me: Neither do I
Friend: I will tidy yours for you
Me: OMG, you are such a Josie Storer
by Jennifer Slogrove July 11, 2011
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Josie Lamb

The most amazing person in the world. Josie Lamb's are super nice but can be super bitchy sometimes. There really pretty and make super good girlfriends!
"Wow did you see Josie Lamb today she's super hot"
by j_y_l_s _n_y November 12, 2019
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Machete Josie

TRANSGENDER BLACK/Filipina girl in Balboa park whos wields a machete and has cut off a few peoples limbs and pride . She is always mistaken for a very pretty genetic female and can pick up any weapon and wield it with great ease. She often seen befriending the homeless feeding joking with them . Or BUILDING A FIRE IS VERY KIND UNDERSTANDING NURTURING AND EASY GOING.
Person 1 : hey whos she

Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.

Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?
by DIOSA NG PARANG/GOLOK January 9, 2024
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