The Jordan 

The process of getting head while hanging on to a basketball rim. If one lets go of the rim before they finish then that is a failure to complete the Jordan.

"Wow, I can't believe she gave Jordan Allen the Jordan!"
"They Jordan Allen'd for a good 40 minutes last night."

The Jordan by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior December 2, 2009

Jordan (girl) 

Pretty, funny, sassy, and totally white.

Girl: Oops, Jordan spilled her starbucks again.
Jordan (girl): Can you not.

Jordan (girl) by dbabs December 20, 2013

girl jordan 

Girl Jordan's are fun to be around. Girl Jordan's will never leave you. Girl Jordan's will give you good advice that will always work. Just remember when you need help come to her

You can always count on girl Jordan.

girl jordan by Kylee1962 October 4, 2017

michael jordan 

The best basketball player. Ever. Period. Overrated fucks like Kobe Bryant and LeBron James can't even hold a candle up to him.

Michael Jordan is not overrated

michael jordan by Adrian July 2, 2006

Jordan 

Jordans are the best of the best!

To find one is like finding burried treasure

jordans are those people u just wanna have in your life, and there is no you shouldent love a JORDAN!!

"boys boys boys guess what?"

"what?"
There is a jordan on the market"
this starts a large brawl over her

Jordan by Danomatic#4<3 November 1, 2010

Jordan 

When you hold your hands down your boxers and hold your penis for 12hrs straight

Omg I fell asleep last night wearing only my boxers i think I Jordan'd

Jordan by Bellybopthe3rd October 5, 2013

Jordana

Very smart and amazing at every thing

Cute and fun to talk to

The best soccer player ever

The best girl in the world

Funniest person ever

Wow what a jordana

Jordana by hockey2 February 22, 2011