jonah

only the best guys ever he is every thing u would ever want in a man

go fuck jonah or some shit

by jonah the king of the world February 6, 2025

Jonah

A person that can’t pull any bitches. He is also incapable of touching grass. He spends all day dwelling in his room like a goblin.

Remember Jonah that guy was so annoying.

by Gigachadus June 15, 2022

Jonah James Jameson

Jonah is the editor of the daily bugle and the boss of "Spiderman" Jonah is kind of a b##ch
Nobody likes him

Jonah James Jameson is stupid and forces spiderman to get images

by Dukcy March 20, 2022

Jonah

Jonah is gay

Omg he is so jonah

by Coxoxoxolol April 4, 2022

Jonah

If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!

I am in love with Jonah.

Get you a Jonah and keep her.
Give her everything she wants and needs!

by Kingdom Jesus Christ with tits May 9, 2022

Jonah

the sweet boy named jonah, hes a introverted sweetheart who will love u till never becomes forever<3
he doesnt argue nor judge you!!
his brown eyes are like sweet chocolate milk, and ontop of that his curly brown hair makes him look so adorbs!

love him forever and ever!

me: "omg see that guy over there?!"
person: "oh my goshhh yes i do, hes so pretty!"
me: "i think i might ask him out, isnt his name jonah?"
person: "omg hes in my class yes it is!, go for it girlll!!"

by whatsmyaddress.com September 20, 2025

Jonah

You know that white guy ya him

That's Jonah

by Jaatoff January 31, 2020