A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and spatters cum and blood everywhere.
by Blackflys October 15, 2017
Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.
Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"
Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"
Keiran: *Autistic grunts*
Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"
Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"
Keiran: *Autistic grunts*
Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"
by Blackflys December 14, 2019
A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and splatters cum and blood everywhere.
by Blackflys October 14, 2017