Jessie

The most amazing girl you will ever find. She is sweet funny beatiful gorgeous and has an amazing personality. Her eyes hair everything is grate about her. She is crazy but always fun to hang out with. Youll love a Jessie if you find one. I know i do and i will always. Her smile. Its amazing. She might mess with you a little. But no matter what you will always smile when you are around her. Once you meet a Jessie dont let her go.

I love Jessie.

by McJuggerNuggets July 24, 2015

Jessica

A fun girl you'll meet when you least expect it. Will help you take aesthetic pictures to up that Instagram game. Will bring you holo when you're sad (haven't tested this yet, but it's a solid fact).

Jessica is surrounded by familiar places, worn out faces.

by S. Boi September 30, 2017

Jessica

Jessica is an amazing person who has a sexy appearance as well as personality everywhere she goes the boys can’t help but to get a boner. She may be mad at you but she can never stay mad at you unless you are a son of a cunt. She has big fronts ( tits) and backs bum. You can easily become her friend as long as you have a funny sense of humour. Once she loves you she can’t get you out of her mind, break her heart and her friends will kill you. It is your loss if you lose her as a friend treat her right and she will give you all the respects you deserve.

Girl: Omg Jessica is such a whore
Boy: Shut up she is way better than you

Girl2: Omg Jessica come over here we got another stupid hoe who hates you!

by dankjess November 27, 2018

Jessica

Jessica is a nice, loving person that loves animals. Is beautiful, cute, tall and pretty. Usually friend with blonds just like the name patricia.

Hi Jessica, your pretty

by shvachadcvady February 9, 2015

Jessie

A wonderful person who brings sunshine into people's lives. Being a Jessie is a beautiful thing and a rare quality.

Man she is so amazing, I bet she's a Jessie.

by Swanky McSwankster February 29, 2008

Jessica Alba

An alternative to porn when men want to masturbate.

Example 1:

Jerking
Every
Second
Savagely
Imagining
Caressing
Alba
And
Licking
Beautiful
Alba

Example 2:

Joe: Hey Bob, you wanna go drinking at the bar tonight?

Bob: Nah, there's always a huge traffic jam up there every Friday. I think I'm gonna stay home and masturbate.

Joe: If I am at the liberty of asking, to whom or what will you be pleasuring yourself to this evening?

Bob: I don't know, I'm getting bored of the same old stuff.

Joe: What about Jessica Alba? She really gets my balls brewing!

Bob: Great idea! She's also been falsely regarded as the "sexiest woman alive" for quite some time now. Sexiest woman in the fucking Known Universe is more like it!

Joe: Fuck yeah! Now go fap off to that shit!

Bob: I will!

Example 3:

John: Did you see that chick that just walked by? What a babe, I would chop off my legs and arms just to have the opportunity to eat her shit.

Jay: Yeah, she's a total Jessica Alba.

by TZG_Eleven June 14, 2011

Jessie

she is a well rounded individual that likes to flip you off. she is genuine like no one else and is a very smart lady. she has got like feet like a china doll and a thicccc ass. she tends to have curly hair that is super pretty. she likes to eat ALL the time especially in bio class. when you see you just want to shout JESSICA because she is such a silly goose, she just needs to jump in the pond.

Person 1: Do you see that little puta?
Person 2: Ya why?
Person 1: That is jessie. Ain’t she thicccc.

by Hehehe112 February 23, 2020