Beef jerky

Being forced to give an old black guy a handjob.

Kris: Hey Tom, I was forced to give an old black guy a handjob..

Tom: Ah dude, that's nasty. You gave him a beef jerky!

by Old man handjob. May 23, 2017

Turd Jerky

When you wake up up in the morning after butt sex with dried shit on your Dick.

I woke up to take a piss and my Dick was covered in turd jerky.

by TastelessT’s December 12, 2021

Jerky genius

A person who is rather smart in the "good at school" sense, but rather... Unpleasant to be around.

Ugh! Faith is a jerky genius and I hate it!

by KittenCandy April 7, 2020

Jerking the Jerky

When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.

"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."

"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."

by StevethePeeve April 19, 2021

fish jerky

The smelly snatch of an old hooker

Goddamn cleetus did you actually eat that fish jerky?!

by dickGlitter March 31, 2018

Road Jerky

A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.

The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.

by The Plowman November 29, 2012

Jerky

Calling someone a JERK! But in a nice way!

Jerky: I hate you!
Not jerky: Stop being such a JERKY

by Coolio personnn November 24, 2020