Anything but work, also known as ABW, is the goal of useless coworkers who would do anything that didn't involve work while on the clock.
I'm going to sign up for training that doesn't pertain to my job, because anything but work, that's why.
by Hurrrrrrrrrrrr July 23, 2014
by jtj12 July 09, 2018
When there is a good looking male or female at your job, that on the outside would not be so hot.
You can substitute "Work" with the name of your place of business... She's Coors hot or he's Walmart hot.
You can substitute "Work" with the name of your place of business... She's Coors hot or he's Walmart hot.
by D0c March 17, 2009
"Lisa is the best work mom and boss ever! She always has chewing gum, and she always knows the answer to everything!"
"My work mom fired this dude at work for being a screw up; it was probably for his own good."
"Be sure to tell your work mom how much you appreciate her because one day one of you may retire or quit, and you'll regret not telling her often enough."
"My work mom fired this dude at work for being a screw up; it was probably for his own good."
"Be sure to tell your work mom how much you appreciate her because one day one of you may retire or quit, and you'll regret not telling her often enough."
by FerneemeryRULES! August 22, 2014
Derived from beer goggles--while trapped a work surrounded by almost all unattractive people, someone has one redeeming attractive quality that elevates them to a much higher attractiveness status than they would in other environments.
Bob: Wow, Sally is hot, look at those legs!!
Bill: Yeah, she's cute at best if we're in a bar, but here at work she's the cat's meow compared to all the other ugly women.
Bob: I hear ya, my work goggles are playing games with me!!
Bill: Yeah, she's cute at best if we're in a bar, but here at work she's the cat's meow compared to all the other ugly women.
Bob: I hear ya, my work goggles are playing games with me!!
by Mikey Mozzeltoff May 10, 2007
by LordSothe September 17, 2009
Yeah man, I been doing correctional work for just upwards of 20 years now and I’ve gained only a little over a hundred pounds which ain’t too bad considering the truckloads of pizza I must’ve eaten every single day on the job!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2021