womb jizz

a baby in utero that jizzes into his mother and creates a twin

dave: you are mother is such an hoe, she was still pregnant after she gave birth.
crocker: yeah, she had a bad case of womb jizz.

by TheOriginatorsofWombJizz October 11, 2017

Jizz-Vom

when something is so good it's jizz, but so bad for you it's vom

Ella: oh man this chocolate cake is so jizz
Eibhlin: NO ELLA, CARBS!! VOM!!
Ella + Eibhlin: JIZZ-VOM!!!

by The Nils Sundermann April 18, 2010

jizz puppet

A sock covered hand used for the absorbtion of semen during masturbation.

It's alright, I caught it all with the jizz puppet.

by Rab_soulfly_guy December 31, 2008

jizz-frosting

Noun. Residual morning after cum stuck between your penis and underwear.
Syn. Zopohin

I dreamt of this fine ass bitch and all I got is jizz-frosting...

by FunkyJoe April 6, 2003

Ultraviolet Jizz

Ultraviolet Jizz is essentially jizz you cannot see.

Girl: did you do a blank one agen?

Boy: I swear I jizzed! Must have been Ultraviolet Jizz!

by Dhadda2011 May 25, 2011

Jizz Stack

An unusually high or large wager at a poker table, usually using all of ones chips. Refers to blowing ones load with money.

I call your bluff and raise you this jizz stack.

by x BILKO x August 23, 2016

jizz glitch

When a male is either masturbating or having sex, and he orgasms, then minutes later blows his load. Most likely if you have sex or choke your chicken frequently. She will probably say "I've felt bet.. oh god that feels good!"

*during the males orgasm*
Olivia: oh....harder...immmm aaabout to squiiirrt!...fuck my pussy! Fuck it good!.... Shove it in harder.
Doug: im fucking that pussy!
Olivia: ooo baby that was fun but I didn't feel you jizz this time.
Doug: oh hmm low sper--
Olivia: OOO hun that was like a rocket of jizz. That was such a jizz glitch, I want one on my face next time. Then I'll blow you afterwards.

by iOdis May 24, 2013