surfing the internet

What you're doing instead of what you should be doing right now.

While surfing the internet, i found this funny cat picture, it's a shame it's not helping my math homework due tomorrow.

Also: literally what you are doing at this very moment

by Falcon_lover March 23, 2016

internet inches

The term for the amount of exageration when posting the size of your penis using the english measurement system.

Guy1: How long is your penis?
Guy2: 7 inches...
Guy1: So that's like 8 and a half adding internet inches.

by Limon_ August 1, 2006

Too Fat For the Internet

When someone is so fat, they cannot even fit into clothes bought off the internet.

I went to buy this shirt online for my fiancee Justin, but he turned out to be too fat for the internet.

by John Joepseudonym January 16, 2008

Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom

Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.

After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."

For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.

Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.

by Kleeck July 8, 2011

win an internet

a term used on 4chan.org to show that the individual approves of a post, or it's contents.

"You, my friend, win an internet for Millia Hentai"

by Border Patrol Man January 3, 2005

International Come Up With a Day Day

International Come up With a Day Day or (ICUWADD) is that day where you feel "wow my job is retarded" and decide to make up a holiday to miss work. Of course because your job always sucks this makes any day that isnt a real holiday (ICUWADD) and allows you to miss every day of work while still claiming a pay check.

Man: "My job sucks"
Joe: "Thats ok dude, its International Come Up With a Day Day"
Man: "I always forget that everyday is ICUWADD, thanks Joe!"

by nOmega November 9, 2009

International Monetary Fund

International banksters organization that began exploiting foreign nations - often wrecking their economies - before it began cannibalizing its own.

Screwing Argentina and other Latin American nations helped the International Monetary Fund learn how to transform the U.S. and Europe into banana republics.

by GeoBear May 28, 2010