Skip to main content

Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
mugGet the Infinite Funny Theorem mug.

Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
mugGet the Infinite Funny Theorem mug.

Drop and give me infinite

When you can’t do push ups and exercise. You’re chubby and exercise feels sooo impossible
Prison Guard: Kid, drop and give me infinite

Fat boy: can’t :’(
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 9, 2020
mugGet the Drop and give me infinite mug.

infinite paradox

are you reading this? maybe it depends if there's editors, maybe if you never heard of a paradox you've never come here, but what about me? it all started with no u because I'm reading this is meaning that i am in the future, but its the present, and the few milliseconds that have passed are now the past, but how are we supposed to know what time is past, future, or present, times always moving, so there's no present but when the president won the past 5 years he made the world bad, but what if he hadeint win? would we still have covid? that's a good question but by reading this you've had info on what its like to be in an infinite paradox, because you are in one life's an infinite paradox because even if humans died off, the very existence of what we call life still moves, even if everything in the existence of everything's gone, it still moves, are you reading this? because you'd never know i I've never came here, its not going to end like a book, becuse you are reading everything you see are you reading?
infinite paradox is life its self are you reading?
by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021
mugGet the infinite paradox mug.

Cap INFINITE

Jilon forstall
This mf is on that cap INFINITE type shit
by L_Caster March 21, 2021
mugGet the Cap INFINITE mug.

Infinite Dimensions

a crappy game owen made where you run away from eyeball man
Infinite Dimensions is the best game!
are you kidding? eyeball man is too scary.
by Aushdj July 20, 2022
mugGet the Infinite Dimensions mug.

Infinite Sustainability

Establishment of a "business for good" eco-system whereby two things will occur: (1) sourced materials which are natural and good from Earth, will ultimately naturally biodegrade back to Earth when discarded versus polluting soil and plasticizing our Ocean; and (2) a business model which gives back more to nature than it takes to create from nature.

This is also called Regeneration, an eco-system that sees business as a collective force for social and environmental good.

Truth story, "Sustainability" as a word has been hijacked by many to check the box; it is ambiguous, challenging to define, and nearly impossible to model. Regeneration is tangible, modelable and measurable.
One Golden Thread is Fashion For Benefit dedicated to create comfort clothes for the conscious collective, with a model of regeneration, where for every item sold, a tree is planted, giving back more to nature than it takes to create from nature - that is infinite sustainability.
by jscult June 16, 2022
mugGet the Infinite Sustainability mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email