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Project Induced Tourettes

n., The act of shouting obscenities when working on a home improvement project.
Dad (who is tiling the back-splash): "FUCK THIS SHIT!"
Mom: "Alan, settle the fuck down! We don't want the neighbors to know you have project induced tourettes."
by Groovy Nate April 26, 2012
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Ex-induced schizophrenic

An unrecognised mental health disorder that occurs when you have been exposed to a narcissistic gaslighter who has a tendency to ghost you as a hobby.
It's ok they pin pointed the cause of my problem! I'm ex-induced schizophrenic. I finally get to hang my certificate on the wall.

Ex-induced schizophrenic a person who has been diagnosed Ex-induced schizophrenia
by Missleashy September 6, 2019
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Spice induced suicide

Getting a bag of fiesta sized takis and crumbling it up until everything is a powdery mess and downing the whole bag
David: dude did you hear about john, he shit all of organs out
Steven: how did that happen
David: he committed spice induced suicide
by Cunt lettuce February 17, 2020
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YouTube-recommendation-induced delay

Refers to the postponement that inevitably occurs when you go to watch a certain video on YouTube, but there are one or more irresistibly-interesting other videos that are offered on the home-page, and so you spend the next 45 minutes viewing those other videos before you finally bring up the one you'd originally gone there to watch (if you can even remember which one it was, of course, after totally saturating your brain wif all of dat OTHER delightful/fascinating/informative content).
When I'd originally brought up the YouTube homepage, I was just wanting to watch a 5-minute instructional-video on how to re-assemble the carburetor on a Weed Wacker after cleaning it, but I ended up spending over an hour at it thanks to YouTube-recommendation-induced delay!
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
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Industrial Grade Poop

A large poop where total disregard for courtesy flushing and toilet clogging potential is taken because of the industrial grade toilet you are pooping into (the ones with the really powerful flushes that can likely flush down an entire cow). Normal 3 flush poops can be taken in one sitting by the industrial grade toilet.
Man, I just dropped an industrial grade poop. Couldn't even see the water in the toilet bowl after I was done, but the flush was no problemo.
by PoosterMcGee December 14, 2010
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The military industrial complex

The most famous government sponsored program in modern America
by Sexydimma June 18, 2021
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Work-induced Tourette's

The sudden urge to stream obscenities brought on by work.
First guy: FUCK! FUCK! CUNT! FUCK! SHIT!
Second guy: Work-induced Tourette's, eh?
First guy: FUCK!
by officemonkey October 23, 2010
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