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Printer Ink

The most rare and conserved substance, followed closely in cost by antimatter
I had to print my poster the day it was due so the school library made me pay $2.50 to print a single side in color. That damn printer ink drained my savings account faster than the school desktop took to pull up my document
by noob_chungus_3D October 14, 2022
mugGet the Printer Inkmug.

Ink

Colourful and staining (believe me, hella hard to get our of clothes and fingers) liquid that comes out of tips of pens; not to be consumed under any circumstances as death and poisoning will most surely follow.
Harry: Hey, Ron, can you pass me that ink pot?
Ron: No, I can't.
Harry: (blasts Ron into oblivion)

(Remember to always share because you never know who you might save).
by AMBG88 December 28, 2020
mugGet the Inkmug.

Ink poop

COPE! COOOOPE! I knew you would say that! And I knew you'd do the only thing you ever do (which is the most liberal debate tactic you can employ). Every point of contention explodes in to a nebulous inky cloud. Every instance of a thing happening is "TOO nuanced" to make any definitive statements. So, you squirt out you little ink poop and swim away I'll the squid you are.
A literal squid "That's just how relationships work, guys! Your wife just leaves you for the first fat-cocked retard she meets and that's just how things work! But Hym isn't roght though because Eeh! *Ink poop* Women aren't just fucking me because I have 1 million dollars. Myron isn't right because Eeh! *Ink poop*"
by Hym Iam December 14, 2023
mugGet the Ink poopmug.

INK SAMYUERU KUN

Gacha terrorist that makes gacha porn.
Ink Samyueru Kun is dangerous.
by AndreKakka October 24, 2020
mugGet the INK SAMYUERU KUNmug.
A remark made after a counterfeit or fake item, that was falsely being presented as an original, is exposed, typically due to the discovery of the original, followed by a visual comparison of the two. The phrase can also used without the appearance of the original item, in situations where the imitation item malfunctions or breaks in a manner that would not be seen in the original.
Guy #1: Did you see Doeshii's alligator album cover getting exposed for just being a copy of Shah's alligator album cover, with the only difference being she used an albino alligator?

Guy#2: Yes I saw! You know thats what happens when the photocopier runs out of ink!
by JesusChristsDad March 22, 2025
mugGet the When the photocopier runs out of inkmug.

Inking

Jerking off your friend with one hand while getting a tattoo on the other.
Ethan came up to me with his pants down while i was getting my left hand tatted. So i started inking him with my right. Nothing Shameful about it!
by NotAsockPuppet March 25, 2024
mugGet the Inkingmug.

Ink!Sans

Ink!Sans is the protector of all AU's and most commonly known from an online series called "Underverse" He is also Bug/Elliot's wife :3
by InkSansOnlyHusband June 25, 2025
mugGet the Ink!Sansmug.

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