Wikipedia Hypnosis

When somebody goes onto Wikipedia to find a specific piece of information and, usually via wikilinks, ends up going off track and going through a bunch of unrelated articles. This can be common among students who have a low attention span or other focus issues.

Person: Hey dude, Imma go onto Wikipedia to find when the Soviet Union collapsed.
Dude: OK, just don't lose track of time.
*20 minutes later*
Person: How am I on an article about racism in Australia?!
Dude: Wikipedia Hypnosis, I presume? You've gotta work on your focus, man.

by some urban dictionary user April 3, 2022

hapos

a high ass piece of shit; one who smokes a lot

wow man, you have been smoking a lot lately, you damn hapos

by Peder Peter April 8, 2008

Hypocalypse

This occurs whenever someone's hypocrisy is great enough to cause actual damage to someone or something.

"Did you hear that the president of True Love Waits is pregnant? What a hypocalypse!"

by Arctos February 26, 2009

Hypocarazzi

Celebrities who shamelessly court media attention for personal gain, but later complain about media intrusion into their personal lives.

These hypocarazzi can't have it both ways.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

hypesauce

Someone who is doin something unneccesary and being loud or obnoxious..

Person 1: 'comes into the room loud for no apparent reason'

Person 2: Chill out hypesauce!

by SeXy DeB March 6, 2008

Hypochondriunk

A person displaying the effects of drunkeness after having consumed only minimal amounts of alcohol. This person has convinced him/herself that he/she is drunk. Hypochondriunks are often n00b drinkers who expect huge results from a small dose.

"Randy is such a hypochondriunk -- he isn't even halfway on his first beer but he's staggering around like he's been drinking all night!"

by Kickbutter June 9, 2009

hypocrater

one(s) who are hypocritical in a way that they hate on you and other people, but then turn around and call you a hater

elondon: why are you always hatin'
Cazzyb: what are you talking about name one person i am hating on
elondon:blah blah blah facebook blah blah blah photo albums
-----next day-----
elondon(via text) to dirrty d.- blah blah blah did you here about fodizzle and blah blah blah... hatin'

Elondon is a prime example of a hypocrater

by Cazzyb February 24, 2010