hump day heart attack 

Just when you think your Wednesday is sailing along, you realize that all the work you have done on this next request for proposals to land the big one for the boss is completely useless - because the deadline to submit was actually last Wednesday stupid.

The agency interns had a serious hump day heart attack when their blissful working Wednesday confidence switched to the horror and shame of incompetence when they re-read the fine print on the RFP guidelines only to discover, the proposal was actually due LAST week. Bad i-cal BAD!

hump day heart attack by mzpickles March 24, 2010

hump alot 

An ass plug you put in your ass.

When you want to get intimate with someone yup ask them I'd they ass plug you instead of doggy style. Hump alot

hump alot by Chris &anddd courtney March 6, 2009

hump-et 

Some one you want to hump but yet not be seen with in public.

George Bush now i would like to hump-et him!

hump-et by Rhidan Mercexerman January 19, 2010

hump-bumpy 

A rest stop area where gay men go to have anonymous sex.

Damn, I'm horny! I'm'a get me down to that hump-bumpy for a lil' bumpin'!

hump-bumpy by straightup61 February 11, 2010

hump dump 

The act of defecating during sexual intercourse.

I took a hump dump while Erick was hitting it from behind

hump dump by Kyskee August 22, 2017

Hump and Dump 

A way to have sex without attaching feelings, often a one night stand with “no concequences” the dumper has no firtyer relations with the dumpee

Hey Oliver, how did your date go with Veronica?

Oliver: she just gave a hump and dump

Hump and Dump by 😂bitchin! November 9, 2017

hump and dump 

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.

Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.

hump and dump by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017