college humor

one of the premire websites for sex starved college students. a suprising amount of good links and columns for a bunch of no-talent, shitfaced, don't-know-piss-from-peanuts students.

1) I go to www.collegehumor.com everyday, because i like to see the near-porn pictures they post.
2) Nerd One: Hey, n00b!
Nerd Two: Sup, foo'.
Nerd One: Let's go to Collegehumor.com and wank off!
Nerd Two: To the seatbelt contest with boobies?
Nerd One: Of Course.

college humor by AntiSlash August 19, 2004

Edgy humor 

An excuse men make when they get called out for being offensive or just plain out disrespectful towards any race, religion, gender, etc.

Boy: women are useless and are only good for cooking and taking care of children.

Girl: that’s not funny, it’s pretty degrading and disrespectful to be honest.
Boy: Chill, it’s just edgy humor you snowflake

Edgy humor by Urreallyfuckingannoying July 3, 2020

Sixth Sense of Humor 

A rare genetic anomaly that very few people are born with anymore.

Wow, due to Jude's Sixth Sense of Humor, he made Paul laugh so hard that he accidentally shat himself a little.

Sixth Sense of Humor by Spatchmo October 12, 2009

Advanced humor

In which you’ve accepted aka given up on getting professional help so you just make jokes because you rather laugh than cry about things.

I have night trama but at least my humor is advanced.

“Jojo your jokes concern me”

“Shhhh you’re just mad you don’t have advanced humor”

Advanced humor by Totallynotjojo February 22, 2022

Self-deprecating humor 

A type of extremely stale humor, mostly used by youtubers to deviate criticism, desperately make a joke, make up for bad quality of videos and/or appear naive to an audience.

Youtuber: hey guys sorry for the low quality of videos for the past years and the constant manipulation of my subscribers, but hey i’m dumb and i have a small penis, so what did you expect LMAO

Audience: oh that doesn’t matter, we completely forgive you, you used self-deprecating humor and clearly see your faults!

Self-deprecating humor by pphard September 29, 2018

Dark humor 

Humor based on Dark subjects that tend to be sensitive and offensive. Many losers use this to justify their jokes being lame, unfunny, and insensitive. When DMX died someone said "no one even knows who he is lmao" I replied "Speak for yourself" His response was "gotta love dark humor" it's not dark your joke was just lame

"I can't believe he made fun of her rape"
"It's just dark humor"

Dark humor by Random niglet April 20, 2021

Highbrow Humor 

1. Not fucking funny.

2. Something hipsters pretend to be funny.

Bill: Ted! I've fallen in love! ...with the word, "Shan't." My zeal and fondness towards this word is unparallelled. I have been left enamored to the point that I'm completely and utterly smitten by the word. But, alas I cannot use the word without sounding like a pompous ass. So my love appears to be in vein. I can't bear the pain, so I shan't any longer. *pretends to kill himself*

Ted: That whole aside makes you sound like a pompous ass.

Bill: That's the point, it's called a joke.

Ted: How is that funny?

Bill: It's highbrow humor and irony, perhaps it's 2deep4u

Ted: Maybe, you're just an unfunny faggot!

Highbrow Humor by imthatawesome September 23, 2012