howzey

A boast about one's achievements, typically quoted by one of the listening members of the party.

Speaker: Yeah and then I worked with David Beckham and Zinedine Zidane...

Listener: "Oh Howzey"

by Angry_peng June 13, 2018

Howzit

A contraction for “how is it?” Or “how is it going?”

Max: Howzit Adam?
Adam: Good, I just placed first on Fortnite.

Mom: Emma, try my new cookie recipe.
(Emma takes a bite)
Mom: Howzit?
Emma: It’s really good. Try one Dad.
Dad: It looks burnt.
Mom: Why don’t you just eat the dough then?
Dad: I would but you won’t let me!
Mom: (sigh)
Emma: Are you getting a divorce?
Dad: No Emma, over baked cookies are not grounds for a divorce.
Mom: Funny.
Emma: (crying)
Mom: Wutzit?
Dad: Emma, Mom and I are just messing with each other.
Emma: It’s not that...I chipped a tooth!
Dad: Ha! Umm...sweetie, call the dentist.

by man-at-arms August 4, 2018

HOWLING CHEEKS

WHEN HER BUTT IS SO FAT YOU CAN HOWL IN HER CHEEKS.

WHERE IS OLE HOWLING CHEEKS?

by SOFTPULL September 7, 2018

Howlloween

An infamous holiday at the end of October where people either get howling drunk or have howling adventures trying to scare each other.

I always just stay home for Howlloween, since I prefer a quiet stable uneventful existence.

by QuacksO September 24, 2018

howlberg

when your dog howls in German

man my dog was howlberging all night

by nuressa November 27, 2018

Howlie

The term for white people in Hawaii

Hawaiian:ay bruddah look at dat howlie
Slightly less Hawaiian Hawaiian:look at that white guy

by Jizz.exe December 5, 2018

Howler

Howler is a nice dude who likes to suck on crusty toes. He tends to howl while people shove their feet in his asshole. Howler tends to hang around padawae and lay on his toes padawae is quite perverted and cuts off peoples toes in lour the howler in and then rape him but he usually fails because he has to belch every five seconds and that gives away his position.

Howler had his biggest howl yet it shattered my aney!

by Von Hayden January 29, 2019