hatchet wound

cunt, pussy, vagina, or whatever you like to call it...

Hey Joe, look at Sandy's gaping hatchet wound, you could get lost in there.

by Tha Shocker (L.P.) May 4, 2003

Bitches Before Hitches

When your girlfriends win out over your spouse. Holla!

Listen, hubby, I may have said "I do", but she's my bo. She's right, you're wrong and I got her back. Bitches before hitches, aight? Now step off!

by hyoung23 February 27, 2011

hatch

A cool kid who's very talented and nice and stands up for people

I want to be on hatchs team

by That kid564 March 1, 2015

the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy

the worlds best book series that has the disadvantage of having a horrible movie assosiated with it

the pangalatic gargle blaster

by CaPTiaN TaCo July 6, 2005

Hatchoun

This means pussy in the Algerian slang. It is not formal to use in a serious context. It is mostly used as a swear word when insulting someone in a very offending way !

"Hatchoun yemak" meaning your mom's pussy is the equivalent to Motherfucker in english.

Use moderately !

Hassan just immigrated from Algiers to Philly. He misses cursing out people and decides to call out random people in the streets with his native tongue knowing that nobody is going to understand.

Hassan: Hey you right there ! Yeah you ! HATCHOUN YEMAK.

Hatchoun yemak el kelba (Your bitch of a momma's pussy)

by rez_lompardist April 21, 2021

hatchet

By defonition, a small hand axe. Due to ignorance, this weapon is now associated with a group of demented windowlickers. Hatchets, much like retards, have been around for a very long time. They were, and still are, used as tools. Also, they symbolize a feud.

Guy: I need to cut this.
Guy2: Use my hatchet!
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Juggalo: shyt, i gotz a hatchet! down wif da clown!
Juggalette: dats almost as cool as a faygo!
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When putting differences/feuds aside, it is said that you are "burying the hatchet."

by I hate cults! April 6, 2007

hitch tease

(n.) one who purposefully slows down / stops, giving an unsuspecting hitch hiker hope of catching a ride. right before the hitch hiker reaches the vehicle, the hitch tease will drive away, taking the hitch hikers hope in humanity along for the ride

Dude 1: "ah sick brah, looks like we got ourselves a ride!"
(Dudes run to car... car drives away)
Dude 2: "no dice, that guy was such a hitch tease."

by your neighbourhood friend September 26, 2009