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cigar holster

Bill Clinton: Monica I have no where to put my cigar.
Monica: Why don't you try my cigar holster?
by docoperator November 21, 2016
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Cock Holster

Rough slang for another man's lips - referring to them as accommodating a penis as a holster does a pistol. Thought to have originated in military boot camp.
"Hey - you better snap that cock holster shut before I shut it with my boot!"
by Sergeant Shank March 27, 2017
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meat holster

She knew he was married, yet she kept throwing her meat holster at him.
by Da Rossa June 13, 2022
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penis-holster

(noun) the vagina of a current, but hopefully, soon-to-be former girlfriend or female companion. With the magic long gone, trust nonexistent, and absolutely no feelings are desires for her, and she likewise regarding you, her tired and ugly twat has become just a place to put it till something better comes along for you.
Jordan still got weak-kneed whenever Travis got rough with him. Jordan was known as a Cook, and right now he had a ready bake oven set to broil in anticipation of his butt-lover to treat his whole entire anus as his own disposable penis-holster, he didn’t mind being used and thought of as garbage. Privately Jordan Cooked up the idea of that instead it was John Wayne Gacy whose personal penis-holster he was . He was just hopeful John, Travis, or whoever the fuck would let him suck that cock directly after pulling it out of his ass. ‘A boy can dream “ Jordan Cooked up a stiffy.
by Nikki Stixx May 5, 2023
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The Mayor of Hooterville

given as a compliment to a woman with an impressive rack, a bodacious set of ta-tas, an amazing couple of hooters.
Wow! Have you seen Marianne in that revealing dress? I'm voting for her to be The Mayor of Hooterville!
by soveryhung September 27, 2011
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Reach for my holster

I couldn’t reach for my holster and correct him.
by OhMyLord911 June 5, 2019
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