Hoachie

The mold man who likes to take little girls panties and lick them clean

Get out of my daughters undies you stupid hoachie

by Galaxybae July 17, 2015

hoochieslaughter

the killing, accidental or otherwise, of hoochies, skanks, and other promiscuous females. potential causes of death include rabies, laughter, being bitch-slapped to death, or being eaten by flying monkeys

"Yo man, what happened to Leroy?"
"He pimp-smacked that hoe so hard he got arrested for hoochieslaughter!"
"Shiiiit yo!"

by Tophu November 3, 2005

Hoopcheese Hoochies

Hoopcheese is the shit that forms around your anus when not properly wiped. It creates a halo surrounding your shit shooter. It begins to smell like moldy shit when left alone. When combined with a hoochie hooker, you get one mad whore with a smelly anus.

Sam: "Yo i was on da strip and picked up one stinky hooker."
Bill: "I bet she was rockin' the hoopcheese hoochies."

by Connor Billybob December 12, 2008

hoochiepotamus

A large flirtatious woman.

she ain't just big, she's a hoochiepotamus!

by jimmyfreedman November 2, 2009

hooching

Throwing ice cold water on someone when they are sleeping.

I hooched that mother fucker than ran away.

by fjaooz October 2, 2003

hoochify

to prepare for a night out at the clubs by wearing revealing clothing and whoring up ones make-up

"Stacey and Jill wanted to save money, so they would hoochify themselves before they went out in order to get the guys to buy them drinks."

by JFH July 27, 2006

Hoochin'

When one gets intoxicated and simply starts acting weird. May it be falling asleep, falling into a half-sleep trance, eating all your food, saying uncomfortable things, making weird faces, staring...etc.

Hey man, no joke, but you be hoochin'

by Ben G. January 6, 2009