Politically Homeless

Supposed to refer to someone whose beliefs do not line up well with any available party, but is often misused by fascists/the alt-right to mask the fact that they're, well, fascist.

I'd call myself "politically homeless" at this point, but that would associate me with the people who call themselves "politically homeless"... and I do not want to share my political home with them.

by Voxel Roguery September 18, 2022

Piss On Homeless People Day!

April 12th is “Piss On Homeless People Day!”

Prank all of your local homeless losers by pissing on them during this wacky day!

1: Yo wanna go piss on some homeless people?

2: Of course, and it’s ok because it’s Piss On Homeless People Day!

by LondonNigger April 11, 2019

The Homeless Guy

A blog created in 2002 by chronically homeless man, Kevin Barbieux. Barbieux gives his personal insight into possible causes and cures of homelessness as well tells stories about his personal experiences with homelessness.

For an inside look at homelessness, read The Homeless Guy blog.

by rezmessing June 21, 2011

the homeless joe

Verb- to go around town the day before recycleables are collected and steal them unknowingly during the night and into the early hours of the morning to earn some cash.

Fuck me dude im gonna have to do the homeless joe to pay for prom.

by Homeless Joe 69 January 22, 2009

Mobile Homeless

Someone who lives in a car.

I live in 72 stationwagon behind walmat this week . That makes me Mobile Homeless.

by West21 October 6, 2012

bougie homeless

When you're homeless with benefits (i.e., not sleeping in your car under a bridge, access to a hot shower, free meals, with no care or bills in life)

"No I don't need change, thank you. Im bougie homeless not regular homeless .... I make it look good tho, right?"

by DeseCakes420 July 10, 2018

The Homeless Olympics

This is a bad night. It’s when you drink a lava lamp and then fuck a German Shepherd.

Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 9, 2018