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Hockey Stick 

1. A stick used to hit a hockey puck in the game of Hockey.

2. A Canadian Sex Act -- The only thing the man wears is Ice Skates on his feet, while the girl performs a frosty mitten job, naked, while the man hold her legs, and caries her around, while motor boating her chest.
Drew, "Dude man, did you see last night when that dude broke my hockey stick?"
Adam, "SICK!"

Cassidy, "Taylor, I went to Canada last weekend, and I ran into some old friends, and they were totally doing the Hockey Stick!!"
Taylor, "OMFG! That's BAD ASS!"
Hockey Stick by Swede1984 January 19, 2011
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hockey injury 

a cover up for injuries caused by rolling around on your bedroom floor preparing for your Gymnastic recital.
Fabio got a "hockey injury" while preparing for a gymnastic meet.
hockey injury by tec-erz May 13, 2005

Hockey mom 

A Canadian version of a soccer mom.


soccer mom
Sarah Palin: I'm a hockey mom that everyone can relate to!
Hockey mom by Naive Child February 19, 2009

hockey fight fuck 

When you pull the shirt over your lovers head, spin her around, punch her in the face, and fuck the shit out of her from behind.
I am talking to this girl in the parking lot outside of a strip club and "she says do you want to see my tits?". So I pulled the shirt up over her face pinning her arms up over her head, smacked her in the face, turned her around and started fucking her from behind. Afterwards I realized that was a great hockey move and dubbed it the hockey fight fuck.
hockey fight fuck by Goober Gretzky December 29, 2007

hockey puck 

A real shity hamburger,
you know... the kind they serve in the school lunch room.
I'm not eating in the cafeteria , they are servin' hockey pucks today.
hockey puck by mavros May 5, 2006

Hockey Fest 

A festival held every year over easter to celebrate hockey at folkestone hockey club.
a term used to describe elation
can be used to describe one fuck off drinking fest.
also a place where reardon got so drunk he couldnt get it up
yeee haaaaaw! Hockey Fest!

wow that was one hell of a hockey fest

wow remember hockey fest reardon?

Hockey Fight

The act of pulling someone's shirt/sweatshirt over there head before landing an upper cut.
As the fight grew to a climax, Bob yelled hockey fight and decisively ended it as he pulled Jim's sweatshirt over his head and landed an upper cut.
Hockey Fight by ebair March 27, 2013