Toddler: How to eat?
Mother: Put something in your mouth!
Toddler: Ok! *proceeds to shove toys in his or her's mouth excessively.
Mother: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
Mother: Put something in your mouth!
Toddler: Ok! *proceeds to shove toys in his or her's mouth excessively.
Mother: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
by iloveferrets101 January 09, 2021
So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
How to poop
by Notmelol123 May 09, 2022
Person1: I am going to go on urban dictionary to figure out the definition of how to videos
Person2:why!!!!!!!
Person1: because why not
Person2:OK DIPSHIT
Person1: why did you call me a dipshit
Person2: because fuck you
Person1: OK
person1:*defines how to vids*
Person2:why!!!!!!!
Person1: because why not
Person2:OK DIPSHIT
Person1: why did you call me a dipshit
Person2: because fuck you
Person1: OK
person1:*defines how to vids*
by Nut busting master December 12, 2020
by Moultrup August 14, 2008
This is something either old schoolteachers or prententious slappers use. To be fair, not everyone who uses this phrase is either or, but sadly most of the time this is said with a certain intonation to show false delight in activity, etc that the other speaker may have just named...basically a more subtle way of saying "oh the things you get up to are so quaint and CUTE!!!"
Person 1: "How was your weekend, sweetie?"
Person 2: "Well mainly I just stayed home, though I went paintballing with my friend one day."
Person 1: "Oh how fun!!!!!"
Person 2: "Well mainly I just stayed home, though I went paintballing with my friend one day."
Person 1: "Oh how fun!!!!!"
by Lis November 24, 2004
How To Be Hardcore:
1) tight ripped jeans, or slip on shorts
2) slipons or pumas are vital to every hardcore kids feet
3) wear shirts with hearts, knives, guns, blood, band logos, 2x too small
4) wear FUR, cause hxc kids kill animals
5) black or white belt, with spikes, NOTHING ELSE
6) fanny pack, orange with dinosaurs
7) IPOD!! so you can listen to music at shows! 2 KINDS AT ONCE!
8) wear some bling, cause hey rap is hardcore too
9) listen to obnoxious loud screaming music, ESPECIALLY when you can't decipher the words :D
annnnnnd
10) STRAIGHTEDGE is the key to hardcore, no drugs, alcohol, smoking, or fucking..
VERY IMPORTANT
XX TRIPLE X STRAIGHTEDGE KEEP IT REAL YO !
1) tight ripped jeans, or slip on shorts
2) slipons or pumas are vital to every hardcore kids feet
3) wear shirts with hearts, knives, guns, blood, band logos, 2x too small
4) wear FUR, cause hxc kids kill animals
5) black or white belt, with spikes, NOTHING ELSE
6) fanny pack, orange with dinosaurs
7) IPOD!! so you can listen to music at shows! 2 KINDS AT ONCE!
8) wear some bling, cause hey rap is hardcore too
9) listen to obnoxious loud screaming music, ESPECIALLY when you can't decipher the words :D
annnnnnd
10) STRAIGHTEDGE is the key to hardcore, no drugs, alcohol, smoking, or fucking..
VERY IMPORTANT
XX TRIPLE X STRAIGHTEDGE KEEP IT REAL YO !
by Kittles October 25, 2006
Originally contrived from Antonio Derosa back in the 1700 Italy while he was eating pasta. It can be used to talk about turn 2 mongrel or by playing a Frenchy and them top decking.
by Bill Stead May 24, 2003