Hippopotomonstro-sesquipedaliophobiaIDK

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Hippopotomonstro-sesquipedaliophobiaIDK is long ok ik

by phobicles March 17, 2023

Hippocracy

When a hippo claims to care about fairness, the NHS, our natural environment and wildlife, but then votes tory.

It is the hippocracy of secret tories that keeps them in power.

by Greenplanetfish October 25, 2022

Hippopotamurph

Anyone who is 300+ lbs while simultaneously being loud as hell. Sometimes he touches people without consent .

Yo! There is a wild Hippopotamurph in my school!

by Yopoyrsgko April 6, 2023

Hippocroccapig

A Hippocroccapig is someone whose self-esteem is so heartbreakingly low that they’ll still go home with the messiest drunk at the club. Lonelier than a deep sea fisherman and craving human touch so much that they’ll sacrifice all of their little remaining dignity. Waking up next to that drunken fiend is their life blood. Rarely self titled, more likely to be identified by friends of said drunken fiend as they drag them across the dance floor and out of the fire exit doors never to be seen again. Until next week at least.

There’s probably a Steve Irwin episode about them somewhere.

You should’ve seen the absolute hippocroccapig that my pisshead mate went home with last night

by Owlix May 3, 2023

hippocracy

a hippo doing something they say the wouldn't

that is hippocracy

by schmoup May 23, 2023

Hippocroccadillapig

Greasy ugly bird

That Wendy Sandy is a hippocroccadillapig, I wouldn’t touch her with yours!

by Shag July 29, 2023

hippopompous

When you are MORE THAN you actually are…

That house is sooo Hippopompous.

by Carpetdude23 December 11, 2023