hewbert

retarded name to call someone when they did somethin dumb
asshole
guy version of being blonde
(say really long n drawn out to draw effect)

dude, u gust spilled your beer all over the tv remote! what a fukin heeeeewwwwwwbert!!!

by jackie loves vinny July 5, 2003

helbert

Helbert Hel-Bert a helbert is usually known as when something goes horribly wrong . Also know as a being with a over sized rectum in Indian cultures .

This is an unusual case of a helbert on her rectum area

by Chris0224 August 23, 2017

Herbert

A nuisance, high IQ “deez nuts” set up. Founded by the sultan of slaps SNAPGHOST.

“Did you hear about Herbert??”
“Who?”
“Herbert you you suck deez nuts”
“Really bruh..”

by SnappyG December 15, 2022

Bree Renee Hebert

The love of my life. A sweethearted, young lady. A girl you wanna marry. She is the perfect girl and can make any cloudy sky turn gray. She lights up the room with her smile. She is very loving, not always confident. She admires love as well as love admires her. She is a VERY caring person and will have you at love at first sight. She is everything you could ask for in a girl and will ALWAYS have you smiling, laughing, and happy. Don't let her go.

Bree Renee Hebert, will you marry me?
Bree Renee Hebert your so amazing.

by CourtFreshhh November 11, 2011

Herber

A big person who has anger issues and is obsessed with zombies!!!!!!!!!

Herber stop talking about zombies damnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

by Williambear the millionair February 25, 2011

herbert

A badass boot by Brahma that has a low cut "skate shoe" appearance, but has steel toe and steel shank sole support.

I thought he was wearing some pussy Vans, but as soon as that ANSI rated steel toe connected with my forehead, I was out cold. Now I swear by herberts my self.

by SkullWolf August 13, 2006

hebes

A person who's parents refer to them by their last name and/or a variation of said name. This person also accepts his or her parents' religious and political beliefs without question. He or she may also persecute crowemosexual individuals, thus making him or her a bigotch as well.

EXAMPLE 1

Evan: Look at him. He's such a crowemosexual.

Jamison: Your powers of observation are mesmerizing, hebes.

EXAMPLE 2

Mother: C'mon Hebert. We're late to the Republican National Convention.

Son: Ok mom, but can we also attend the Conservative Political Action Conference?

Mother: What's the magic word?

Son: Pleeeeaaaase.

Mother: Alright, but we'll have to go to church first.

Entire Hebert Family: Amen!

by crowemosexual May 24, 2009