Battle of Hastings

The achievement of any sex act that results in the female partner screaming or declaring, "Hey! That stings!"

"Hey Josh, did you nail that bette last night?"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010

Hastings Middle School

A dumbass school full of dumbass people. Only people with shit for brains would ever set foot in HMS.

Asshole- hey wanna go to Hastings Middle School?
guy 2- why in the hell would I do that? Hastings is for fags

by awesomejonser12345 October 1, 2011

Lane Hating

The act of not letting someone enter your lane when your driving after they passed you in the other lane.

I almost had to knock this dude out today when driving to work. He was lane hating on me big time when I passed him.

by Bobby Sedler January 16, 2008

Tonya Harding Option

A political strategy being considered by the Clinton campaign to destroy the viability of Barack Obama's political campaign. To compromise your opponent's ability to compete: see Tonya Harding

Employing the Tonya Harding Option in this campaign, is to risk political suicide.

by Guido1 March 25, 2008

Hastings College

A small, private liberal arts college in South Central Nebraska.
A bastian of semi-liberalism in the middle of a red state. Mainly made up of kids from the suburbs of Omaha, Denver and Kansas City.

I went to Hastings College, got a B.A. in History and so I kind of feel obligated to go to Grad School.

by Kid Zero January 28, 2009

haring

last name of a person to cherish. he/she is loyal af and will stay by you through thick and thin.

i love the Haring’s

by Pinkcupcakes128 December 8, 2017

Hating on 11

When someone is hating more than usual. Measuring that hate on a scale of 1-10, they’re at an 11.

Person 1: You suck, you got hella lucky.

Person 2: lmao you really be hating on 11

by Semi-black February 27, 2019