Kelly Hatfield

The fittest of the fittest loves a big juicy scaling before she sleeps

Is Kelly Hatfield coming round tonight

by Malathyi October 6, 2021

Kelly Hatfield

The fittest of the fittest loves a big juicy schlong before she sleeps

Hey James is that Kelly Hatfield cos shes bunda lengerz

by Malathyi October 7, 2021

Whistling Hatfield

A whistling hatfield is someone who is about to slay the crowd with a great comeback and then proceeds to whistle and ruin the moment.

David is a whistling hatfield

by whoopingbike8 November 14, 2021

one handien

Someone or Something that has one hand/ arm.

Hansel Emanuel is a One Handien. Or you can say, You are a stupid one Handien

by Finn ( One Handien December 12, 2022

real Hatfield

I'm not sure what this one means, but it sounds like it's da exact opposite of da "real McCoy", so maybe it refers to something that is legitimately fake?

Da reasoning behind da infamous mid-19th-century two-family feud may have been "da real Hatfield" --- i.e., truly a non-genuine problem dat was likely caused by excessive arrogance (and probably too much moonshine, as well!) --- but unfortunately da harm 'n' heartache dat resulted from said stupid squabble was totally "da real McCoy"!

by QuacksO January 29, 2023

Homie Handie

A ritual to confirm that two potential homies have become full-fledged homies.

My homie Andy and I became homies at his home yesterday. That's right, Andy gave me a homie handie at his home.

by rstef October 8, 2023

Simon Handfield

An absolute punk

Simon Handfield is a certified punk

by TwitosTom October 19, 2023