East hampton high school ct

Although the name suggests it, this place isn’t actually a school, the “students” are actually slaves to the government, they see the birds charging, they see what’s inside Area 51,they see me rollin

If your parents say “let’s move to east hampton,CT” say this “I’m going to kill myself”

Boy 1: “today at east hampton high school ct only 3 kids died of a drug overdose, making progress!”
Boy 2: “let’s make it 5”

by anonymous December 29, 2021

Kame-hame-glock

Kame-hame-glock means to shoot someone.
That's it.

"Brandon got met widda Kame-hame-glock"

by BeefyNinja April 13, 2022

sussy hamlet

an absolutely gigantuan dominator who has maximum athority over any living or non-sentient being in its path.

he acts like a sussy hamlet

by cheesy wet cheese milk May 2, 2023

I swear on my mother in law (Nishba leha be hamoti.)

Nishba leha be hamoti. I swear on my mother in law- means don't take my promisses too seriously...
Sometimes if not strong enough use "Ba yakar li, be hamoti..."

I'm willing to go serve the army in "miluim" any time... they just have to ask. Ba yakar li, be hamoti.

by danke August 28, 2005

Kirk Hammett

Most overrated guitarist in history. Plenty of speed but no substance. His phrasing is a joke, his vibrato nervous and grating. He is also incapable of bending a note in tune.

Replaced the infinitely superior Dave Mustaine in the early days of Metallica.

Beloved by those who have no imagination or are tone deaf.

"I have perfect pitch so listening to a Kirk Hammett solo is like nails on a blackboard."

by westcoastjonny February 4, 2010

hamotze

anything even remotely related to jews.

uh... the picture quality is so low

hamoooootze!!!!

by wouldnt you like a frog? October 29, 2004

Hampton County

A small, redneck, trailer trash town in the middle of bum fuck egpyt that no one has ever heard of. It is filled with small trashy trailers and small breasted, tooth missing girls that ware XXL shirts to prom. He guys how graduted and still live in this shity town are on an intelligence level just above a monkey. He high school guys hunt ever day before school and the private schools are allowed them to bring guns to school. The african race has gangs which can fire a full clip of bullets and not hit a single person in a group of 20. At the local bars they no longer check IDs the count teeth, if you are missing atleast 2 you are allowed in. This town is wounderful if you like to hunt and do not want to fill threatened by the african american's ability to fire a gun. This is a great town if you like small towns where everyone knows everything about you, especially what you did last night. If you like privacy, i dont recommend living here.

person #1- "do you want to go to the bar tonight?"
Person #2- "i cant still got all my teeth."
Person #3- "well anyways, did you hear what happened last night."

by ShamedToBeFromHampton April 6, 2005