Holy asshat

When a man of God, ie preacher, priest, ect., sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, asshat , or donkey sombrero.

I went to pick up a piece of paper for the pope and he gave me an holy asshat.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

Holy smacks

The G-rated, family friendly term used to define the usual "Holy Shit" moments, i.e. getting a super wet smooch, tripping over thin air and arguing with uptight parents.

"Holy Smacks mom, I'm 25!"

or

"Holy smacks! That wasn't there before!"

Gasping after running a marathon: "Holy smaaaaacks!"

by That's some bad hat harry May 14, 2011

Holy Khalifa

When a girl has a fucking body, expression used based on Mia Khalifa

Holy Khalifa that woman has a nice body

by Milanez the Black Jesus May 25, 2022

holy prepuce

Jesus's sweet, Holy, Tasty penis cloth
some same consumption leads to everlasting life

Kanye west entered Heaven after eating the Holy Prepuce.

by God's biggest disappointment October 23, 2020

Holy Crapstackles

It’s an ejaculation, interjection, short utterance used to describe surprise and excitement.

Holy crapstackles! That is the finest provolone I have tasted in years!

by Sienna D. Sazam May 23, 2005

G-HOLY

G-HOLY is a vegan rapper from Philly, who's been seen on BET Jams.

I ran into The God G-HOLY just now, and He shook my hand 3 times.

by NewRapMag July 24, 2020

holy shnippits

a way of saying 'holy cow'

HOLY SHNIPPITS MAN, no WAY would i be using the nurse's chapstick, you SICKO!!GOSH!!

by j to tha a to tha ckie January 3, 2005